Fucking Education, Or The Fucking It Gives

A Look Into The World Of Education From A Student's Point Of View

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1. The Monolague

Fuck school. The thought that enters the mind of almost every student. “This is hell, and I want to get out.” Don’t worry, so do the teachers. Yah, sitting in the back of the class I have noticed that out of the people who hate school, teachers hate it more. Let’s see. Most people hate their fucking jobs. Now, imagine having to deal with one of three factors making it worse. Screaming children, nerdy misfits with braces, or that douche that accurately portrays all the bad things that you, sir, did in high school. The kid making the SAME motherfucking mistakes you made. Smoking that joint, going out with that bitch, slacking off on that major assignment. And guess what? This all happens before a teachers eyes, and legally they can’t smack some motherfucking sense into these ignorant creatures. So obviously, it takes a really special person to come in... teach... and care for these individuals. To dismiss their own shit, and help other people overcome their problems; and get them out of school so they don’t realize the hell and end up dead over a bottle of pills.

Now, on top of this mess; teachers have people at their throats. Public education doesn’t become so public anymore. Private companies come in with a lot of dough and small penises to create a sticky mess out of the situation. Having a black Napoleon as president, who actually worked for the hair on his testicles; we are in an even more often and more seriously tested nation. Unfortunately... young people don’t do well on tests. Typically students are not straightforward individuals, and do better when they aren’t in a box to do the work. In fact, the top of the box would make a great workspace. Nope, sit in the fucking box and take it. So, since we are balls to the wall inside a box; the big wigs (again with small dicks) are trying to make things easier by instead of getting us out of the box, adding music to try and make us work more productively. I don’t know about you assholes, but nothing like a good tune makes me forget all about the anal throbbing i’m getting. Especially, when it’s both unnecessary, and I.. and everyone for that matter, could go without it. The teachers are the speakings, translating this satanic tune to us inside this box. Instead of just fucking ejecting the CD, and bringing in the radio signal from the real world that could actually help us... they are forced to preach a message of death against their will.

This lack of sanity in our education system has categorized out teachers into three hopeless categories of sadness. While the pounding is all the same, some can just deal with it. We call these teachers ASSHOLES. The future administrators of our education system. Who are motivated by cash and power, and prey on the innocent minds of young people. I tend to get flunked by these type of teachers.

Then there are the good ones. And this is a rather large category. Former occupations that discover a love for teaching, or the person who worked hard to get to a position where they could share a love of knowledge. They receive the hardest fucking. Administrators do not like smart people who preach beyond the textbook. Their “rules” require the teachers to have their brains fucked out. These people still have brain cells left because truth be told their boss’s cocks are not large enough. So, they are usually in an alcoholic state, stressed.. and often think. “Well shit. I could make a lot more money as a prostitute and would only receive a fraction of the fucking.” They rock, they’re smart. There are few of them, but maybe if you get one you’ll actually learn something in high school . Then, there are lunatics. Substitutes. They teach you about... nothing. But scare the shit out of you. Giving us an overall taste of the real world. The scarey shit we are bound to see.

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