Geek Gossip

Inspired by Rachel Renee Russell's Dork Diaries. Polly Oliver is not popular, in fact Polly Oliver is the opposite of popular; she's a total geek! But Polly's hoping that by moving to a new school she might just stand a chance of making some friends and leaving her old lame ways in the past. But life is never that simple...


8. Friday, September 6

I think I've finally figured out why I don't fit in at this school. I need a new designer wardrobe from one of those really expensive teen shops at the shopping centre. You know, the ones where the salesgirls dress like Hannah Montana and have pierced belly buttons, blonde highlights and phony smiles. But what drives me INSANE is their nasty habit of unexpectedly snatching open the curtain of your dressing room and popping their head inside when you're like, HALF NAKED. It's enough to make you want to slap those blonde highlights right out of their hair. And when you look in the mirror you can obviously see that the outfit looks horrible on you. But those sales girls just smile really big and act cute and perky and LIE TO YOUR FACE by saying the outfit looks totally fabulous, brings out your natural skin tones and goes with your eye colour. They'll tell you this EVEN if you're trying on a TRASH BAG! I wish I had a pound for every time I've heard Annabelle shriek, OMG! WHERE are these PATHETIC girls buying such HIDEOUS clothes?! I'd rather sleep on the street for a week than buy my fashions from a store that sell PIGS! To be honest, I didn't know the stores I shopped at sold pigs. And even if they do, big, fat, hairy deal. The next time I go shopping I'm going to wear a hat, wig, sunglasses and phony moustache so no one will recognise me. WHATEVER!!
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