How to be popular!

Have you ever wanted to be popular? At school? On Movellas? At camp? At church? Online?
If you have... this is the perfect guide to help you!

*Note the sarcasm. Don't blame me if this doesn't work*

Photo credits to PiZap

142Likes
182Comments
5911Views
AA

4. Lesson 1.4

Spam and whore around!

Have you heard those terms?

Spam: A canned meat product made mainly from ham.

Wait no... That's a noun... now the verb meaning...

Spam: Send the same message indiscriminately to (large numbers of recipients) on the Internet.

How do you do this you may ask...

It's easy.

Just think of a "creative" line to say. Make sure it's eye-catching and makes readers want to read your story.

PlEaSe Go ReAd My MoVeLlA cAlLeD "iNsErT sToRy NaMe." I lOvEd ThIs StOrY. YoU cAn So ToTaLlY Be A rEaL aUtHoR! 

The capital and lower-case makes it very eye-catching. The fact how you added the "I love this story. You can so totally be a real author" line makes the writer feel loved and therefore making them want to read your story!

You clearly don't have to actually read their story... Just tell them you did! Who cares if you lie? At least you get a read, maybe a like, and possibly a favourite... and if you're lucky... a new fan!

This will get you a lot more readers and spamming people's blogs, books, and groups will totally make them love you! 

When they see it they'll be like, "OMG! A new spammer! I love spammers! They make me so happy!

So get to it and report back with your results! Do people love you? Did you get a million more reads? Tell me :)

Join MovellasFind out what all the buzz is about. Join now to start sharing your creativity and passion
Loading ...