How to be popular!

Have you ever wanted to be popular? At school? On Movellas? At camp? At church? Online?
If you have... this is the perfect guide to help you!

*Note the sarcasm. Don't blame me if this doesn't work*

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3. Lesson 1.3

How to be popular without actually writing a story on Movellas...

Please! This is easy! 

So... let's see.

Create a new profile.

Wait! THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT STEP!

You must have 1D names in your username!

Use usernames such as:

LouisErmagawd

LouisTomlinson

LTomlinson

ILoveTomlinson

Hazzaismyfirstlove

ILoveHarry

StylesHarry

IWillMarryHarry

LiamTheDad

SpoonsScareLiam

LiamForTheWin

ZaynandHisHair

Fu*kMeZayn

ZaynAndPerrie

ZaynIsMine

NiallTheIrish

ILoveNiallHoran

NiallHoran

NailTheHoranInTheHead

 

I don't know about the last one... Nail the Horan in the head... I'm nice aren't I?

That is a list of usernames that you can use... if one of the usernames is actually yours... well you just got a free shoutout. Therefore, you're welcome. 

 

Next step... Write blogs all about One Direction!

These could be huge headlines:

BREAKING NEWS! LIAM AND DANIELLE SEX TAPE! (I just had to... I'm sorry.)

ZAYN AND PERRIE BROKE UP. :D

WAIT NEVERMIND... ZAYN AND PERRIR GOT BACK TOGETHER D:

I wish I was Zayn's one and only.

I ship Larry... Harry plus Louis. They're so cute together, aww.


By using these... you are sending a clear message that you're a huge directioner and that all directioners should fan you... and from then on... you become the queen/king of your directioner army! 

 

Next step... Fan all directions and make sure they fan back. You gotta have fans to be popular. Duh, it's the number one rule!

 

Last but not least... make your profile picture One Direction related. That will catch the attention of everyone. Why? Because only a few people on Movellas put One Direction as their profile picture. You'd totally stand out.

 

Feel the sarcasm? No? Check again.

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