Horribly funny joke book

This is an amazing joke book. This is written by Me Sabitha (♥MiaFlora♥), my brother Karthik (karthik16). I hope you love these jokes we have included and laugh your heads off literally.

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2. school jokes


 

1. who in invented fraction's

a: Henry the eighth (Henry the 8)

2. Max: I'm bored

Max's mom: bored of what?

Max: bored of school

3. why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?

a: to see time fly

4. what's another name for Santa's elves

a: subordinate clauses

5.  why did the student take a ladder to school.

a. because he was going to high school

6. A 5th grade teacher asked her class to write a essay on what they would do if they had one million dollars.

Alex handed in a blank sheet of paper .

"Alex!" yelled the teacher, "you've done nothing. why?"

"because if i had a million dollars, that's exactly what i would do!.

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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven!   Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got? Paddy: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven! Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home now!
  8. A Kindergarten teacher was walking around the classroom observing the students while they were drawing. Stopping at the desk of one little girl who was working hard on her drawing, the teacher asked what the girl was drawing. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

9. A teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?" His response is, "My mother can." The teacher replies in disbelief, "Really?" The young boy iss quick to explain, "Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home."

10. A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. After the first day of school, their son comes racing into the house, goes straight into his room and slams the door shut. Mom and dad are a little worried about this and go to his room to see if he is okay. They find him sitting at his desk doing his homework. The boy keeps doing that for the rest of the year. At the end of the year the son brings home his report card and gives it to his mom and dad. Looking at it they see under math an A+. Mom and dad are very happy and ask the son, "What changed your mind about learning math?" The son looked at mom and dad and said, "Well, on the first day when I walked into the classroom, I saw a guy nailed to the plus sign at the back of the room behind the teacher's desk (Jesus) and I knew they meant business."

11. "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to her feet. "Now then young lady, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

12. Q: How is the moon like a dollar? A: They both have 4 quarters.
  13. Q: What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? A: From your backside, I thought you were repulsive. However, after seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.   14. Q: Who invented algebra? A: A Clever X-pert.   15. Q: Why did the noble gas cry? A: Because all his friends argon.

 

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Q: Why did Chlorine's sisters Boron and Carbon lock her in the closet? A: Because she was too attractive!

17. Me: I Wish I had been born 1000 years ago. Friend: Why is that? Me: Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
  18. Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"  A: "The C"   19. Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation? A: Expla-nation.
  20. Q: What is the longest word in the English language? A: Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)     made by karthik (karthik16)

           

 

           

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