Skulduggery Pleasant: Death's Dawn

"I grabbed the axe off of one of them, snapping it with a sharp crack, twisting around and driving it into the skull of another. These guys were easy to kill, but we were being overwhelmed. I was almost at Tihana's side again, when I felt the rock hit my head.

"Oh bollocks." Blood trickled down the side of my face, and then I passed out."

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16. Chapter 15

Swordlord - Tyrian

"You did not, just do that?" I laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib. "You did not just call a werewolf "dear doggy?" That's something a Seven year old would put on a Christmas card to his puppy! 'Dear Doggy, Merry Christmas, Love, Skul, Colon Open Parentheses.' Good luck keeping that block on, because it's about to be hit, very hard." I continued to roll on the floor laughing, for the next five minutes, during which I;

Was slapped,

Spat on,

Had water poured on,

Threatened to be knifed,

Burnt lightly,

Pinched,

And squeezed.

"Anyway, I reckon we should discuss. We'll tell you what we know if you tell us what you know." I said in between hiccups. "Deal?" I looked around at the three other people, Valkyrie nodding, Skulduggery with his head tilted at me and Tihana glaring daggers at me.

"Deal."  Valkyrie said. She looked expectantly at Skulduggery, clearly wanting him to spill first.

Skulduggery moved his head at us all, straightened up dramatically, and in the deepest voice he could muster, said "I am dead."

 

 

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