Jimmy's Pathetic Miserable Life

The life of Jimmy the spider.

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1. Jimmy's Backstory

One day a spider was born. His parents called him Jimmy and he had a normal childhood, going to spider school where the only lessons are web spinning and blood sucking (and baby-making-classes of course). Then a few weeks after starting school, he left with a degree in web spinning, blood sucking and baby-making, as did every single spider in the whole world. He set off straight away by spinning a web (applying his schooling), making the web (applying his schooling), sucking the life out of flies (applying his schooling) and finally attract and mating with a mate (applying his schooling). This took a whole week! He had always been the slowest at school.

Anyway, that takes us up to yesterday, when it happened...

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