Ricky the Unicorn

All about one bad a$$ unicorn. He rides his motorcycle and to make him even worser, he has some bubbles coming out the back instead of that bad gas. Join Ricky on his wonderful adventures!!!

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3. Fat stuff at the mall

Ricky's P.O.V

The next morning, I felt extra energetic, so I decided to go to the mall, it settles my bunions nicely...normally because I end up getting thrown in a fountain or a lake cause...most of the time I nearly destroy the mall.

~1 hour later~

I arrived at the mall and bought a double dark chocolate ice cream. Then I saw large crowd around a water fountain...that's cool, maybe they put in some fishies, that would be rocking. I didn't want to waste my time at a water fountain though, so I decide to go on the playground. 

When I got there, I was done my ice cream, so I went on the slide. After my 3rd time...it broke. So I though I could go on the see saw, it was fun...until I started giving kids rides on it...that winded up bad, well, it did if you would say flinging 3 kids across the mall was bad. Then I thought I could go on the swings, that was good, until I swung back, hit this kid who hit another kid, who hit another kid, who hit another kid, who hit another kid, who hit this mom, who hit this other kid into the ice cream stand, and he took it out! Man it was like, BOOM! It was pretty funny, but I was forced to leave. So I went by the water fountain, there was no crowd so I sat on a bench. Then something popped out from under the water. It was..fat stuff. 

"No way!" I said overjoyed, "Fat stuff!?! Is that you? What you doin in a water fountain?"

"Ricky, its you." He didn't seem happy, but, why? I was like his bestest friend in the whole wide world, I only met him on the highway but, its okay cause he is too cool. He continued, "why do you need to know why I decided to take a wonderful dip in a fountain? It ain't your business!  

"Can you tell me pleeeeeeeeeeeease?!" I made unicorn eyes at Fat stuff, he looked like he was going to tear up. Unicorn eyes work way better than puppy dog eyes, trust me. 

"Fine! On uno condition. You do not call me fat stuff! No mo! N to the O! No way. Get it?"

"Well that takes away the fun! What should I call you then?" If I was not allowed to call him fat stuff, I needed to cal him something. "What should I call you then?"

"Let's see, how about my REAL name? Ryan Russell Reagan, or if you have a brilliant name for me other than fat stuff, then tell me."

I thought hard, and then it hit me, 3 Rs, so what about R cubed! No, it doesn't ring like fat stuff. Hummmmmm. What about R squared? It rings, I like it, it has to do. So I blurted it out, "R squared! I like it, don't you?" 

He smiled, "It's, well, interesting. I like it, R squared is sort of kind of long. What about R for a nickname, or at serious times Ryan or something, its my first name so it's fine with me."

"Ya, sound very good, glorious if I might add. So, what's up with the water fountain thing R-squared." I winked at him to show I followed his one and only condition. 

"Ya, um, it's a secret," R squared looked around suspiciously. Something was up, oh no. "Follow me." He grabbed a towel that was on a bench and he ran into the bathroom. So I followed him. 

 

 

 

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