Rants of Movellas

My pen name is Movellas Reporter. I warn you before you read this... If you're a One Direction fan... you're gonna be offended.

These are the rants I've posted on the forums. Or maybe some of the movellas I've found that are inappropriate. It's mainly for rants, though.

This is a community movella, so if you have any rant ideas you want me to cover... just leave me a comment and I'll get back to you :)


17. Rant 17.

Do you think all your fans are the most loyal people? Ha. Think again.

You might be thinking, "Whoa! Of course ALL my fans are loyal. They love me and I love them!" 

Ha. Um. No.

They love how you use the word, "One Direction." 

Do you see how those fans are always commenting on your fanfictions with phrases such as, "Omg! Please update!" or "UPDATEEEEEEE." or "If you don't update... I will march to you house and kick open the door and tackle you!" or "I will cry if you don't update!" 

Look at how nice they are! They want you to update. They think your movellas are the most amazing novels they've read. In some cases, it is actually true. You're a great author. Fans want you to update... But in most cases... they want more of the phrase "One Direction," on their screen.

Do you see as many people saying, "UPDATE!" on your non-fanfic novel? On mine... I don't.

Message for J.K. Panesar: I'm sorry for using you! You just so happen to be the person with the most fans... Please tell me if you have a problem with me including you. 


So look at this... Only You.... Which is a 1D fanfic has over 5000 likes and nearly 6500 favourites. Ronnie's Baby (Eastenders) Which is a poem only has 15 likes and 7 favourites. That is a crazily big difference. Keep in mind, this particular author has nearly 2600 fans (2575 as of now.) 

Which story should get more likes? Both. This means that they both should get an equal amount of likes. Why do so many movellians choose to read the fanfic rather than the poem? Because the website is being flooded! 

These two movellas are written by the same author, the only difference is the 1D fanfic is co-authored. That doesn't change much. those 2575 fans... Why don't you check out those other movellas by this amazing author? 

Same skills. Same author. Different characters. Different plot. 

There are so many other examples which I shall not include right now. 


One more thing unrelated to rants.... I can't believe so many of you support and agree with this movella! 

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