Mary Kate would like you to know that she's having a very hard time

This is my story. It will contain rants, sappy letters, crappy stories, ASDFGHJKL moments, and the all together recollection of my hilariously loser-ish life.

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14. What the hell has happened to guys

Why are guys such idiots! I've never even had a boyfriend and I know that most of them are comploete and utter arses! I'm not saying all of them are, because I have met a choice few that aren't, but come on MOST of them are. Even the Disney princes can be arses! In the words of one Miss Carrie Hope Fletcher " Prince charming is the guys that gets completely wasted at the party, tells you he loves you, and doesn't remember who you are in the morning. Aladdin and Pinoccio are compulsive liars, both the princes from Sleeping beauty, AND snow white like their girls when they're asleep, so they're the guys that go around spiking every bodys drinks, John smith is the guy that always brings his mates around and never leaves. The beast would have anger issues, Li Shang, from Mulan only likes you if your one of the guys, In real life tarzan would be a naturist, and Flynn rider and Robin hood, would just steal from you!" Then there are the guys who are like Gaston from Belle. These are the guys who think they can tell women what to do, and push them around like they own them. I have hope that there is a guy out there for me, that is none of these things. I don't want a disney prince, I don't want "perfect" I want quirky, sometimes awkward, a guy who loves movies, and books (Don't look at me like that, it could happen). But I have had the unpleasant experience of having to live with a guy like Gaston. My aunt, I love my aunt more than anything, got married when I was 5, and it was to a guy me and my cousin Becky didn't particularly like. He was quite mean to us kids, and never really regarded us as if we had feelings. I remember one time, he threw a newspaper at us because we were laughing to loud. Never the less, my aunt loved him, so we put up with it. He was a rich man, with a good job and all, and one year my aunt and him had to move out to California for a job he got that would make even more money. SO my aunt left home for the first time ever for more than a week. It kind of hurt not having her around, but she was happy. Or at least we thought she was. It turns out, Mr. Jack ass, was cheating on her. Less than a year after she moved all the way out there with him, he told her he didn't want to be married anymore. HE JUST LEFT HER! Out of the blue one day he said "You know, I don't really think it's working out with us, I want a divorce" I could have ran all the way out there, AND THROTTLED HIM. There are so many guys out there like him, that think they can just change their minds at the drop of a hat because they think something "Better" has come along. Teenagers now-a-days are complete and total numskulls! They don't even put effort into the relationship! And do you know who they learned it from? Guys like Jim Faulkner  (Mr. Jackass) who think that they are just to die for, and women should come swooning over them. And Jim, If you happen to ever see this, I have a few words for you, You can piss off you self centered, jack ass, no good, bastard. 

                                                            Love Always unless your a guy like that,

                                                                                   Mary Kate

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