Mary Kate would like you to know that she's having a very hard time

This is my story. It will contain rants, sappy letters, crappy stories, ASDFGHJKL moments, and the all together recollection of my hilariously loser-ish life.

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8. Spazzy Conversations with Bekah<3minecraft123

I was going to write this in a mumble, but I love these conversations so much, they deserved their own chapter. Let it be known, that I have chosen a very particular group of friends to hang out with. This group mostly includes, A: People who love comic books, B: people who love Harry Potter and other books, C: people who love movies, D: People I've known forever, or E: all of the above. One of my best friends Bekah, fits into every category but D, becasue we went to different grade schools. During the school year, we have plenty of time to vent our mutual spazzy-ASDFGHJKL-feels moments to eachother. However, during the summer, we have a very limited amount of time to talk to each other, so this usually results in something along the lines of this:

B- Hey! I just got home from drill team

MK- Awesome how was it? did you impale anybody yet?

B- Almost! The other day I was impaled in the face

MK- Oh my god that sounds extremely painful! and that is why they are weapons. You could just turn around and accidently shank someone.

B- yeah, 'Accidently'

MK- OH MY GOD I HAVE AN EVIL PLAN

B- SCREW INNOCENT WHAT IS IT?

MK- DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN (A friend of ours who's name I won't mention)'s BOYFRIEND WAS BEING A JERK AND I PLANNED TO PICK YOU UP FROM SOCCER PRACTICE TO HAVE A "CHAT WITH HIM? (Our plan was basically to drop him out a window and repeatedly kick him with soccer cleats)

B-YES? PICK ME UP FROM DRILL TEAM!

MK- WE COULD BE ALL INNOCENT AND PRETEND HE JUST FELL OUT THE WINDOW ONTO THE METAL THINGAMAJIG. I SWEAR HE PULLED MY HAIR, I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO SWING THE BAT

B- I SWEAR THOSE BOYS NEED TO KEEP THEIR HAND TO THEMSELVES.

(After some plannings of murder, and deportation we are still in caps lock)

MK- DO YOU THINK (Friends name) WILL KILL US?

B-.....

B-CRAP

B- DIDN'T THINK OF THAT

B-OH WELL

B-I'LL GET HER A PUPPY

B- OF SOME SORT

MK- WE CAN GET HER FLUFFY! (three headed dog from harry potter for all the uncultured swine who don't know)

B- YES!

MK- WE JUST NEED TO GET HER OUT OF HOGWARTS FIRST

MK- WHICH MEANS WE GET TO GO TO HOGWARTS!!!

You get the idea. This conversation ended in mutual crying over the dead characters in Harry Potter, and a huge feels-splosion because of adventure time. This girl doesn't care that I'm a dork, or a weirdo, because she can be just as much as I am. I love these conversations, and I think this summer would've kind of sucked without her, or them to keep me laughing.

                                                                                                   Love always,

                                                                                                               Mary Kate 

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