Mary Kate would like you to know that she's having a very hard time

This is my story. It will contain rants, sappy letters, crappy stories, ASDFGHJKL moments, and the all together recollection of my hilariously loser-ish life.

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12. Spazzy Conversations with Bekah<3minecraft123 (2)

So yesterday I was telling Bekah about what that girl had said to me, and...well...this happened:

Mk- You will not believe the nerve some people have! You should seriously be proud of me for not hexing someone, or ripping their heads off!

B- WHO INSULTED HARRY POTTER? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WATCHED THE DEATHLY HALLOWS UNTIL 4AM AND ONLY CRIED FOR 3 HOURS (I TIMED IT)

*I proceed to tell her story about snotty biatch on facebook that I don't feel like re-writing out*

B- WHAT. WHAT IS HER NAME? I WANT TO SHOW HER SCARY BEKAH. SCARY BEKAH WANTS TO PLAY. I WANT TO SHOW HER JUST HOW INSIGNIFICANT HER ARTIFICIALLY CREATED SELF ABSORBED BOY BAND IS TO THIS WORLD. THEIR CRAPPY OVER RATED COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS MUSIC NOT ONLY SICKENS ME, BUT 90% IF THE POPULATION (I JUST MADE UP THAT STATISTIC NOW BUT I'M STICKING TO IT) SHE NEEDS TO TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK AT HERSELF IN THE MIRROR OF ERISED AND DECIDE IF SHE'S GOING TO BE SCUM AND FOLLOW THEM THE REST OF HER LIFE.

B- ... You think Maybe I overreacted? 

MK- BECAUSE SHE IS MY COUSINS FRIEND, I WILL NOT TELL YOU HER NAME, BUT YOU CAN BE SURE SHE SAW ANGRY MARY KATE, AND SHE GOT AN EARFUL, AND WAS THEN BLOCKED AND DELETED, AND NO YOU DIDN'T! No one insults the fandom! no one!

B- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAI FEEL SO HAPPY AND SADISTIC

B- SCARY BEKAH IS HAPPPYYYYY

MK- WE ARE ELITESTS THAT ONLY ACCEPT OTHER FANGIRLS....AND BOYS IF THEY ARE IN FACT OUT THERE

B- They are

B- BUT

B-THEY

B- ARE

B- ALWAYS

B-IN

B- DIFFERENT

B-COUNTRIES

MK-WHAT

MK-THE

MK-HELL

MK- WHY IS AMERICA SO UNAPPEALING! WHY ARE ALL THE GOOD GUYS IN ENGLAND, AND THE GOOD YOUTUBERS!

B- SERIOUSLY

B-IT ISN'T FAIR

MK- IT'S SO NOT FAIR

B-ALL WE HAVE IS RETARDS AND TWIHARDS

B-OUR VAMPIRES SPARKLE FOR CRAPS SAKE

MK- WHAT ARE US HELPLESS FANGIRLS TO DO?

MK- AT LEAST WE AREN'T CANADA

MK- THEY GAVE THE WORLD JUSTINE BEAVER

B- YES YOU ARE RIGHT

B- I WOULD WALK AROUND APOLOGIZING FOR HIM

B-TO EVERY ONE I MET

MK- THAT'S WHY THEY'RE SO NICE

MK- TO MAKE UP FOR THEIR HORRIBLE MISTAKE 

MK- BUT ENGLAND JUST HAS TO BE THE OVER ACHIEVER AND TAKE EVERY ONE

B- MAYBE IF HE WASN'T SUCH A JERK FACE

B- ENGLAND IS AN OVER ACHIEVER 

B- THEY HAVE TEA PARTIES

B- WHAT ELSE COULD THEY POSSIBLY WANT?

MK- AND NOT BE CALLED LITTLE KIDS FOR HAVING THEM

MK- DO THEY HAVE TO TAKE ALL THE GOOD STUFF?

*After a few more ranting comments*

B- DANI SAYS SHES NOT A DIRECTIONER ANYMORE

B- SHE HAS COME TO HER SENSES

MK- SHE HAS?!

MK- PRAISE THE LORD THE CHILD HAS BEEN SAVED

B- I'M SO PROUD

MK- THIS IS MY CROWING MOMENT RIGHT HERE

B- SHE HAS BECOME AS SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER

MK- WE ARE ALL EQUAL TO THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON

B-WE MADE A MAN OUT OF HER

MK- YES, WE CAN DIE HEROS

B- TRANQUIL AS A FOREST

B- BUT A FIRE

B- WITHEEEENNNNNNN

MK- ONCE YOU FIND YOUR CENTER

MK- YOU ARE SURE

MK- TO WINNNNNN

B- MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOOOONNNN

MK- TIME IS RACING TOWARDS US

MK- TILL THE DIRECTIONERS

MK- ARRRIIIIIIVVVVEEE

B- HEEEEEEDD MY EVERY ORDER

B- AND YOU MIGHT

B- SURVIVE 

MK- YOU ARE UNSUITED FOR THE RAGE OF (FANDOM) WAAAARRR

MK- SO PACK UP

MK- GO HOME

MK- YOUR THROUGH

B- HOW COULD WE, MAKE AN (HONSET) (WO) MAN OUT OF YOU?

MK- BE A FAN

MK- YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER

B- BE A FAN

B- WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE 

MK- BE A FAN

MK- WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON

B- MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOON

MK- STOP THE PRESSES

MK- HOLD THE PHONE

MK- I'VE HAD A REVALATION 

B- WHAT IS IT?

MK- ENGLAND

MK-HAS

MK-ONE DIRECTION

MK- THEY DON'T HAVE EVERY THING!

MK- THEY GAVE THE WORLD THAT MONSTROSITY 

B- THAT'S RIGHT

B- WE AREN'T SO BAD IN COMPARISON

MK- MURRICA STILL SUCKS

MK- IT JUST SUCKS LESS

In the end, we decided Murrica sucks, and that we are going to go see Sea of monsters, and Catching FIre together when they come out. I know it may seem like we are complete and total weirdos, or spazzy people, but this girl is the sister I never had, and these are the conversations that make my entire week. 

                                                                             Love Always,

                                                                                 A very happy Mary Kate

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