Mary Kate would like you to know that she's having a very hard time

This is my story. It will contain rants, sappy letters, crappy stories, ASDFGHJKL moments, and the all together recollection of my hilariously loser-ish life.

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9. Reasons why I'm an awful human being

Reason #1 (NOT A HASHTAG. Shame on you if you thought it was....lol jk no shame) 

I tap. I'm sorry! Don't attack me! I can't help it. I just have the urge to tap my foot, or snap, or hum. I'm not trying to do it I swear. I'll just catch myself humming to some annoying pop song, or tapping my pencil to Fall out boy. Like Danisnotonfire I'm afraid I'll be sat somewhere, humming or tapping, and I'll just push someone off the edge, and make them go on a killing spree. Just ask my friends, I'm the most annoying person to be sat next to during exams. I have annoyed SO MANY PEOPLE in my 13 years. It's really awful, I should really try and stop that

Reason #2 

I speak louder, if you try and talk over me. I know every one hates that one person who does that, but I just have that urge to. I think it has something to do with the fact that I have the attentions spam of a piece of chocolate, i will forget what I was trying to say if I don't say it imediatly. I get so annoyed when people interrupt me, so I just speak louder hoping they'll shut up. I have tried to stop, but I can't. It's just ingrained in my being now. If I'm talking about llamas, and you just decide to speak over me, and try and talk about lions, I will just speak much louder until one of us gives up. I'm apologize, but trust me this is not the last annoying thing I do.

Reason #3 

If I don't like what I'm eating, I will push it around on the plate until it looks spread out enough, making people think I've eaten it. I am usually not picky when it comes to food, my usual motto is "I eat, ALL THE THINGS!" But there are some things I just refuse to eat. I hate black pepper, for one. So one day, my mum gave me mashed potatoes (one of my favorite foods ever), but she but 80 pounds of pepper on them, so I just stared at them for a minute, and then began to psuh it around my plate. It wasn't like the pepper was just on the top so I could scrape it off or something , oh no, it was freaking mixed into the potatoes. And I know this is a horrible waste of food, and I should just suck it up and eat whatever it is, but I just can't bring myself to do it. I just disagree with feeding my mouth things I don't like.

Reason #4 

I make references...In nearly every damn sentence. I make references to the following: Doctor Who (Saying EXTERMINATE when people are being waffly twats), Harry Potter (Dry up (their name) you great prune!), Wicked the musical (I'm through with playing by the rules of someone elses game! whenever we play a board game), Etc. And it annoys the shit out of people who have no idea what the puck I'm talking about. (Yes thats right, i said puck) I should just stop using these references, and use normal people words, but wheres the fun in that? Oh right...the fun is having more than one friend that will talk to you... yes I'm looking at you, stuffed polar bear that I've had since I was 8.

Reason #5 

I frequently steal my friends food, but I will let no one touch my food. It is my food, and You shall have none of it. I have let a grand total of 3 PEOPLE share any of my food. Bekah Perkins(Bekah<3minecraft), Melissa Richmond (She doesn't have a user name because she is lazy and doesn't have a movellas),AND Karla Duenas (Harry'scocabeanie532, and I'm sorry if I spelt your name wrong Karl). Those are the absolute ONLY people that I will not kill for taking some of my food.

Reason #6 

I say that I'm happy, when I'm really not. I will lie, and lie, and lie, just to keep people from asking any questions at all about why I'm sad, or what happened.  I love listening to other peoples problems, and helping other people with that type of stuff, but I don't know why, I can not seem to bring myself to really trust anyone enough to share it with them, and to have them A: not laugh at me, B: not tell anyone, and C: not get annoyed that I[m telling people my problems.

Reason #7 

I swear like a sailor/ truck driver. I will literatlly be sitting on my laptop, writing a story, and every time I make a mistake I'll go "puck" or "Shit", and every time I trip or fall, or do something stupid, I call myself a dumbass. I actually point most of my swearing at myself. Like when I say something stupid when I'm talking to myself (Yes I do that frequently) I'll go "What the puck are you saying dipshit" And put my head in my hands sighing.

Reason #8

I lie to my bestfriends about being happy, or other..things. That is pretty self explanitory, and if I elaborated, I would ruin my lies. and since  no one reads this anyway, I'm pretty much in the clear.

Those are it, as of yet! Stay classy fellow Danosaurs, and Philions!

                                                                                                   Love Always,

                                                                                                              Mary Kate

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