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36. An Unexpected Journey: The Movie (part3)

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I decided to do my one rant to rule them all in three parts because otherwise it was too long. Hoping you don't get bored, enjoy

 

Chapter 36:

 

Where did Galadriel's teleportation come from?

 

Half of The Company would not have survived the Thunder Battle had it happened in real life

 

So the Goblins made a massive collapsible floor just in case someone came by and wanted to sleep for a while?

 

The floor collapsed exactly where The Company was and nowhere else

 

Only Nori notices Bilbo crouch on the floor- everyone else just conveniently steps over or around him by chance and doesn't notice him- neither do the goblins behind him notice him crouch suddenly

 

Azog tells his pack "Their scent is fresh" when searching for The Company- if the scent was fresh how did he and his Warg Riders only reach them after they escaped from the Goblins when Tolkien clearly stated in the books that the company went in on Monday or Tuesday and came out on a Thursday? It wouldn't have taken Azog that long!

 

Lots of falls from heights that should have killed but didn't

 

In 'Riddles in the Dark', they missed out some riddles and shortened others!!!

 

Gollum can somehow tell the difference between an elvish blade and a normal one when he hasn't met any elves yet

 

Searching the Dwarves didn't take the Goblins long- five seconds before they stopped?

 

Everyone seems to somehow know Thorin- even when they've never met him before (like the goblin king)

 

Elrond knew Thror but never met Thorin

 

Bombur falls of one of the goblin platforms- then suddenly is back on on the same platform as the rest of The Company running as fast as he can with the rest of them

 

When 'running' from Sméagol, Bilbo walks and jogs instead

 

Sméagol stops chasing Bilbo to yell "Thief! Baggins!", from Sméagol's point of view that would just give him more time to get away

 

Where are the guards at the exit Bilbo used?!!!

 

Gandalf doesn't seem worried at first when he says "Where's Bilbo?". Then suddenly he's yelling "Where is our hobbit?"

 

BOMBUR'S TREE CLIMBING!!!!

 

Moths can apparently fly faster than Eagles

 

Why doesn't Thorin help his friends instead of charging at Azog alone?

 

Azog changes his mind about wanting to kill Thorin himself only so Bilbo has enough time to save Thorin

 

Some of the Dwarves decide they can get up out of the tree and go and help Thorin after all- but only after he's been badly injured

 

Azog sits on the White Warg and does nothing while the Eagles throw the orcs off a cliff

 

The Eagles attack the Orcs first and help Gandalf and his friends afterwards

 

Orcist is suddenly back in its sheath not beside Thorin and just out of the reach of his arm when the Eagle picks him up

 

The Eagles leave the Company on a high rock so they now have a dangerous climb down from that rock

 

Mirkwood goes on too far (hundreds of miles or more) for the Dwarves to be able to see the Lonely Mountain from the other side

 

Birds in real life wouldn't fly back to the Lonely Mountain until Smaug was dead

 

Some of the music in AUJ is very repetitive

 

~WritingForTheShire234~

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