A class from a teacher's POV

A little poem I wrote from a teacher's POV of a class.
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1. A class from a teacher's POV

OK class! Today we're doing-

No, we are not doing drugs, Alan.
We are going to have-
No, we are not having sex, Alan.
There will be a lot of-
Alan! Stop finishing my sentences in dirty ways!
James, apologise for calling Alan a "Sex-crazed idiot".
Sincerely, or you'll get detention.
Now. What can you tell me about the stone age?
Jack, put up your hand, don't shout out.
Yes, Jack?
No, they didn't go around shouting "Ugh ugh oogha" at everything.
Yes, Tom?
Thank you Tom! Did anyone hear what Tom said?
And why not?
No, not because he didn't speak loud enough, because you lot weren't listening!
Now, I'm going to write what Tom said on the board.
Class, just beacuse I can't see you doesn't mean I can't hear you.
Now, every read what's on the board, out loud.
EXACTLY! That is why we call it the stone age! Because they made things out of stone!
I know Mr. Timms the English teacher says you can't start a sentence with "Because", Jessica.
Because I'm a techer, that's why.
I know I did it again, Jessica.
I did it because I am a teacher, I'm allowed.
No, there isn't a separate set of rules for teachers and students.
BECAUSE I'M A TEACHER. NOW CAN WE PLEASE GET ON WITH THE LESSON.
No I do not have..*seethe*.. Anger issues, Melanie.
Yes I am stressed because I am DEALING WITH THIS CLASS. 

Yes, teachers do have lives, Dylan. 
Yes, they are boring. Now can talk about the stone age?
No they aren't first hand accounts from my childhood, Darren. 
*Bell rings very loudly and shrilly*
Ugh.... I hate school. 

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