harry potter in 99 seconds

It's a crack fic for my bestie abby!~ enjoy!

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1. Here it goes

On the train that wizrds board to go to hogwarts. The golden trio's kids were sitting in on of the room things. They were talking untill they heard this. "There once was a boy named harry," Someone or some people were sing about HJarry Potter! They listened to the song that was coming from one of the room things.

"Destined to be a star,"

"His parents were killed by Voldermort
Who gave him a lightning scar" They voices paused then screamed."Yo Harry, you´re wizard!" The voices started laughing and from what the could tell there was two people.They started up again.

"Harry goes to Hogwarts
He meets Ron and Hermione
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
Draco is a daddy's boy
Quirrell becomes unemployed
The Sorcerers's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore!" The paused again then they changed the tempo and melody.

 

 

"Ron breaks his wand
Now Ginny's gone
and Harry's in mortal danger
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
His ginormous secret chamber!" Once again the speed is changed along with the melody.

"Harry blows up his Aunt Marge
The dementors come and take charge
Lupin is a wolf
The rat's a man
and now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel so they can
Save the prisoner of Azkaban
who just so happens to be Harry's Godfather!" They then add to the end.
"I don't really get it either!"

 

 



"Harry gets put in the

tournament
with dragons and mermaids
Oh no!
Edward Cullen gets slayed!
He's back!" They singing getting louder.

"Harry,Harry,it's getting scary
Voldermort's back
Now you're a revolution Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore,why is he ignoring your constant
attemps to contact him?
He is forced to leave the school
Umbridge arrives
Draco's a tool," They laughed for a minute then countined the song
"Kids break into the Ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can be!" They finish up they they start making it sound creepy.

"Split your soul
Seven parts of a whole
They're horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end!" They then go back to the origanal melodie.

"There once was a boy named Harry
who constantly conquered death
but in one final duel between good and bad
He may take his final breath," They sang the last note. Then there was silence. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX That's all people I own nothing!~

 

 

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