Rants/Things that piss me off!

Things that piss me off and would make the world a better place if it would just dissapear!
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64. Yolo

                        I bet all of you know what 'YOLO' is, and before I get started I would like to say that I am not trying to offend anybody, so if you over use the expression 'YOLO' then this is for you.

                       Okay first off when did people start making acronyms for obvious facts for retarded excuses to be DUMB. I'm pretty sure smart people made it up to get rid of all the stupid and if that is true, it completely backfired. At first I was down with it, it was cool. It used to be this.....

Gonna go skydiving #Yolo

Doing charity work in Africa #Yolo

Donating a million dollars to orphans #Yolo

                     Nice right? And then its this

Gonna rob a bank #Yolo

Gonna crumble up poison ivy leaves and put it in my smoothy #Yolo

Dropping this kitten off my roof #Yolo

                   Dumb right? And it has even come to this.......

Turning on this lamp #Yolo

Sitting in this chair #Yolo

Eating popcorn without butter #Yolo

                  Seriously what is wrong with you, who does that! Who eats popcorn without butter!!!!.....People these days.

  If you are on of those people.......just stop....stop. Try using alternatives like this.......

LLL: Living Like Larry, I don't know about you but I would much rather live like Larry the lobster then eat popcorn without butter. Haha do you remember that from spongebob? Anybody? No? Okay.....

                 And at least if you're going to say YOLO, at least add some originality to it!! Example

Your

Owner

Licks

Octopus

 

Your

Orange

Loves

Oreos

         But I'm sticking with Living Like Larry XD.

                                                                            But YOLO is officially dead so stop using it, their is a rule for trending topics......once your parents knows about it.....It's officially dead. So the first time your mom says "I went to my lunch break five minutes early because YOLO" You know that it is officially dead and over with so just remove it from your vocabulary!!

 

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