Rants/Things that piss me off!

Things that piss me off and would make the world a better place if it would just dissapear!
Leave your name and one of your rants/something that pisses you off and I might put it in the book:)


59. Telemarketers

                          Telemarketers......basically....this is what happens to me everyday.

*ring ring*

Me: Hello?

Telemarketer: Hi, would you like to try our newest face cosmetics.

Me: Oh, no thankyou.

Telemarketer: It will leave your face looking flawless!!

Me: *hangs up phone*

*Ring ring*

Me: *sigh* Hello?

Telemarkter: I guarantee you wont be dissapointed. It will leave you looking fresh for your "boyfriend"

*telemarketer chuckling in background*

Me: I dont have a boyfriend....

Telemarketer: Well.....maybe its because you dont have a flawless face, which gives you more of a reason to buy our product.

Me: *frowning*

Telemarketer: Ah ah ah, dont frown!! That can leave frown marks!

Me: *Surprised* Wtf is this sorcery!!

                                     Telemarketers.....we dont know thier motives.....dont trust them.


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