iPhonery

This is a public service anouncement...
I heard this amazing song, by a strapping young lad, (who's not me) that really made me think of what's important in life.
A boy in Denmark can't get an iPhone from his parents.
Therefore i have started a charity, to help this young man out of his misery. If you wish to support this smart, handsome, cool and all around awesome kid (who's not me) get an iPhone call the following toll free number:

+4540942713

PS. it's not me...



(seriously... it's not me...) (i swear)

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1. gimme iphones

 

 

Hey, what the fuck's up?

can you spare a couple bucks

for an upper middle class guy who's life sucks, because i cuss

it's torturous, it's haunt

i can't get everything i want

can't life go faster?

im prone to disaster

my mom does'nt want me to get the new iPhone, imma have to outlast her!

This is why i rap

imagine the impact

to be denied human rights

like the one of opinion

im not her fucking minion

like my mom said last

i have to do math!

And the aftermath after the math

is i have to do chores

just imagine the horrors

and it bores

fuck it, sing the damn chorus

 

You can't understand the pain and the suffering

another thing, is you can't, 

get enough of anything, you're thinking

just cause, you're starving and you live in a warzone

(you have it bad)

but this guy can't get an iPhone

he really really really wants an iPhone

(an iPhone, an iPhone)

 

Hey! it's me again

what the fucks up my friend?

cash will be just fine but then again a check will be alright

however you intend to pay 

it's tinted gray 

so let's just try to integrate my pent up rage

our story starts yesterday

on my beloved restingday

i ask my dad for an iPhone so i can play some games

but he disagrees with me 

a reasoning 

i'll not follow without being seen

this is handled horribly

he forcably forces me to be this relating

that's it! I'm done procrastinating

gotta get off my lazy ass, because my plans are enabling

me to see through past debating

let's unite stop this hating

stop disputing

cause we're all contributing

to getting me an iPhone...

 

You're welcome world

 

 

You can't understand the pain and the suffering

another thing, is you can't, 

get enough of anything, you're thinking

just cause, you're starving and you live in a warzone

(you have it bad)

but this guy can't get an iPhone

he really really really wants an iPhone

(an iPhone, an iPhone)

 

 

 

 

 

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