Relatable and Not-So-Relatable Rants

Things that personally just get on my nerves and I thought I should share, more the less I needed somewhere to get my anger out before I blow up. Hope you can relate, because right now I feel like I'm the only one who's bugged by these things


26. OMFGHJKL I Hate Spiders!

OMFGHJKL I Hate Spiders!

It was huge.

I had a spider that's previous credits include the bathtub scene from Annie Hall in my kitchen. It was the size of a Buick! (Lorelai moment) Kudos if you know what I'm talking about!

But seriously! It was huge! I thought it had a gun!

I swear spiders are vindictive! I think it's family heard me bad mouth the spider and realized I was the one who smashed him and are now seeking out to get revenge on me!

They're out to get me!

And no one believes me!

When someone finds me laying in bed covered in Badbutt's (I named the spider badbutt) family, and I'm dead, they will realize that if they listened and sent me to an isolated island far far far away from spiders that I would still be alive!

Now I have to go to bed knowing that all of Badbutt's famliy members are out to get revenge. 

I hate spiders!

I hate them with a strong passion.

I wish they'd just leave me alone!


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