Relatable and Not-So-Relatable Rants

Things that personally just get on my nerves and I thought I should share, more the less I needed somewhere to get my anger out before I blow up. Hope you can relate, because right now I feel like I'm the only one who's bugged by these things


14. Annoying Writers... again

Annoying Writers... again

Dammit! This movella looked SO flipping amazing! But what happens once I opened it? Pure shit.

Sorry for my bad language in this chapter but this has gotten me completely pissed!

You know how you find a story and the description is amazing and the story line is great but when you open the book you want to puke? Well I just tried reading this one movella and it's okay at first but then guess what happens, 

I have multiple identities: 

Name: Ally Lee Baker (I won't use the actual story info because I forgot it) 

Name for when I killed Robbie: Brooklyn

Name for when I killed David: Maya

Name for world: Daisy Walsh

Hair color: Brown with blonde streaks

Eye color: Green

Skin: white but a bit of tan and flawless

Body: Perfect curves and not too tall or too short

Okay, do you really need to do this? This sickens me soooo much when authors do this, I just can't read the story anymore. I has gotten so stupid I just can't keep myself calm enough to sit through it. It makes me half tempted to steal the story line and make a good story of it. Just for my pleasure. And I will do that, but I won't share it. That would kind of be plagiarism in a way.

Another thing annoying writers do is unrealistic bullies. No person, no matter how rude or mean, looks at you and hates you right away and beats you up for it. It's crazy. They may tease a little but it's over exaggerated in stories and it makes me want to bash someone in the head with a heavy brick. (If you haven't noticed I tend to have a lot of violent thoughts)

OH MY FLIPPING CASTIEL! (If you understand this you are my new bff, no joke) The thing that annoys me more than anything is when you write a story and the person falls in love after knowing the other person for less than a day. Okay, I know my parents didn't fall in love right away, it could've taken weeks, possibly months of dating before they actually fell in love. No one can fall in love after knowing someone for three minutes. It's impossible. 

And love at first sight is bull shit. That's just saying you fell in love with their image meaning you think they're sexy. It is not love, it's hormones. Or your just a complete jackass. Either way, it's not love.

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