Relatable and Not-So-Relatable Rants

Things that personally just get on my nerves and I thought I should share, more the less I needed somewhere to get my anger out before I blow up. Hope you can relate, because right now I feel like I'm the only one who's bugged by these things


33. Annoying Children and Crazy Dreams

Hey you! So, have you ever been stuck babysitting a little sister/brother? Cousin? 

Well, yesterday I had to babysit my 3 year old cousin Liam. Now, I love him. Of course. But OH MY GOD HE IS SO ANNOYING!! He isn't like most babies. Like he is way too smart for his age. So, his favorite thing to do is play with "pipes" and "furnaces" and "air conditioners" like, what three year old is interested in that crap? 

Well, apparently my cousin. I guess it makes sense, since he is MY cousin. But still. 

So I have to chase him all over the house; one minute he wants to go outside, the next he wants to be upstairs, then to the store to buy a candy bar. And I'm here chasing him around tired and exhausted as hell from final exams at school and stuff, but no I still have to watch him.

And now, I'm tired as fuck and cannot wait to go to sleep!! 

But first, I decided I share my crazy dream with you. I'm serious, I knew my mind was creative and all but... this dream is wack!

Ok, so I'm on an airplane. (I think this has something to do with me going to Europe this summer) I'm with my best friend, and all of a sudden the plane crashes. Like woah! Then we're on a deserted island. (I was watching reruns of the TV show Lost before I went to bed) And for some odd reason, my best friend's little brother, Logan, is there. And believe me when I say this, he has a HUGE head. He's 10. And, a flying disk slices his neck and his head rolls to the ground. Blue blood begins to ooze from his head. My best friend takes his head and screws it back on. Just like that! And he walks away as if nothing happened. Then a tornado hits. We're taken to the town of Oz. Yes, like Wizard of Oz. And the tornado is chasing us through the sleeping meadow by the Emerald City, but we don't make it and we're sucked into the tornado. It transports us to a church, and when I look up I see my best friend marrying Pee Wee Herman. Yep! And then, Dean Winchester barges is with a gun and shoots me. I wake up. 

Strange right? Well, that's not even my weirdest. My weirdest is more... complicated to explain. But, I just thought I'd share that. I don't know.

Oh! And for those of you reading my stories, I am currently writing a new chapter for all of them. I hope to have 'em up really really soon!


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