Jim's Holy Diary 2010

Jim tells the story of his life, week by week

© Tee Heebee, 2013

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9. Week 9 February 26-March 4

 

February 26: Today I played the knife game it was fun I kept stabbing myself though. I was not sure what came out it it looked like blackcurrant squash but it tasted a bit different.

February 27: Errrrrr......................... I like weed it makes me high or am I just high because in standing on the roof. Why am I standing on the roof I am standing on the roof BECAUSE..................................................................................................................................  ........................................................................................................................................... ....................................................................................................................................................... ...................................................................................................................................................... .................................................................................................................................... I DON'T KNOW

February 28: HI! My Name is Jim and I am on Crack

March 1: Today I was bored so I wrote a new song

 

 

(Sing to the tune of Thrift Shop by Macklemore)

OH OH OH OH

x7

 

I did a crap in my pants

no got new pair to replace them

I-I-I'm hunting, looking for Jean store

This is really awful

 

Yo walk into da store like what up i did a big skid

I'm jus pumped did a shit in my Levi's

Ice in my drink is so damm frosty

The people like  Damm! that stinks worse than donkey

Rollin in hella deep, headin to the bathroom please

dressed in all white cept my levi jeans those are brown

draped in a dressing gown no one standing next to me

can't say I blame this smells worse than what the dog did

(SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT)

But oh well they were 99 cents (new pair) cleanin it washin it

bout to go and get some perfume in it

Passin up on those mochas in the cafe that someone else has been sick in

smelly and grungy, screw it man i am washin and flossin and

savin my money im hella happy thats a bargain yup

Imma take yo grandads jeans imma take you grandads jeans

And Then i for got the words

and now I forgot the words.

 

March 2: This is my motto "Those people who eat chips are eating some chips"

March 3: I took some cocaine and thought it was sugar and I put it in my tea.

March 4: I have given u a Picture of myself that I drew after smoking dat weed.............................................................................. ............................................... but it was Illegal

 

 

 

 

 

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