Jim's Holy Diary 2010

Jim tells the story of his life, week by week

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7. Week 7 February 12-18

February 12: WOULD YOU LIKE COCAINE WITH THAT SIR?

February 13: I went paint balling and shot my bum I don't know how but it tasted like SquiFFy Spliffy.

February 14: I shoved a Telephone into my Bum because I wanted to kill the Phone.

February 15: today I commited Suicide.

February 16:---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 17: I got chucked out of Heaven for sayin "Wassup Grampa" to someone with a name Tag Sayin "HI! my name Is God." Whoever that guy was. As I walked out a guy called G-sus said I would go to hell for what I said. I said that was fine because at least they had central heating.

February 18: I got pissed on whisky and chuked the neighbours cat of the roof.

 

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