Jim's Holy Diary 2010

Jim tells the story of his life, week by week

© Tee Heebee, 2013


6. Week 6 February 5-11

February 5: I woke up in a strange Bedroom and I was covered in chicken Mcnuggets with Horseradish. I stank of chips that I made in Mcdonalds nearly a month ago and It tasted of spliff.

February 6: I broke my leg whilst jumping off an areoplane whilst eating some Ben and Jerrys Fish Food, no not Phish Food actual Fish Food. It tasted like my mummys balls.

February 7: I like corn on the cob. but I like the type of corn on the cob that comes in a tin without the cob.

February 8: If you stink put your hands down the toilet because you are not on my special dildo drugs that may or may not exist.

February 9: Today I ate some bricks with lemon peel raping it. It tasted of Squiffy Spliffy McNuggets. Then I ate a Toilet. I had a spastic breakdown because my friend Joe came round holding a Mouse.

February 10: I read books because I did.

February 11: Suck A Lolly or die


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