Jim's Holy Diary 2010

Jim tells the story of his life, week by week

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4. Week 4 January 22-28

January 22: i GOT BORED SO i ATE A wINDOW. Screw glass it tasted of macaroni cheese.

January 23: R U a Teleporting Paedophile  because I am. Yay! I had some heroin LAst night to recover from glass. i ran around my house screaming that I would eat your fridge If you did not give me your kids.

January 24: UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum UP your Bum

January 25: My Parents came home and spanked me for pissing on the neighbors cat.

January 26: I ate cat litter before the psychiatrist came round and asked if I was on drugs. I said I would be on them next week. He ran home screaming that he wished he had passed his a levels.

January 27: don't know what to write because I humped the neighbors cat all day long.

January 28: The neighbors tried to sue me for molesting and urinating on their dear cat scary Joe the 33rd so I gave a present I gave it some Mercury ( Never heard of it before but it looks like cat food ) then the cat died I don't think it likes Mercury.

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