Jim's Holy Diary 2010

Jim tells the story of his life, week by week

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11. Week 11 April 5-12

April 5: If your high and you know it your on weed If your high and you know it your on weed If your high and you know it and you really want to show it If your high and you know it your on weed.    (sing to the tune of if your happy and you know it)

April 6: Today I squiffed some cheese and ate a bit of      FILL IN THE BLANK           .

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April 7: Today its easter and I am going to see my parents again. This man who I never met before came up to me and said that daddy is going to meet me at the airport and he is going to drive me there as I failed my driving test because my car blew up (WHAT IT WAS ONLY A SMALL FAG! GEEZUS! DON'T JUDGE ME!). He also said that he had some coca-cola and candy in the back. So I went with him............................................... ........................................................................................................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................................................................................................ ................................................................................................. and candy and coke was not what I got.

April 8: I shot this book because it cut me but rhinos are on Happy Special Dildo drugs so it is a wednesday.

April 9: So now you now why its the holy diary BITCHES!

April 10: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (again)

April 11: Screw

April 12: YOu

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