Jim's Holy Diary 2010

Jim tells the story of his life, week by week

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10. Week 10 March 5-April 4 (this chapter is actually a month)

March 5: Today I gave birth to a Potato I called it MCpotatowithasideorderofmothertruckingcarrotswithsomejesusforbreakfast. After I gave birth I was in deep shock and was unconscious until I woke up today on the..

March 30: I was a wetard today wen I cudnt move for all da cokane on my body I kinda felt as tho I wanted a banana to shove up my nose but Bob said no so I killed him.

March 31: Today I got a call from da Prime of Mini-Stress and It was announced that I was now the ruler of Britain. so I told him I wuz not very gud at mesurin and ate a piano. THen he said that I was the new king of England and I said........................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... .......................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................... Oh Shit

April 1: I drove to buckinham palce bitches where the all laughed and said April Fools

April 2: today I shagged a lamppost it remnded me of my personal motto fuck the world

April 3: Sandwiches

APril 4: Herpy Derpy Derpy Im  on HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeroin! LOL!

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