How to Clean your Unicorn!

Instructions on how to care your unicorn! (C)

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11. The problems with Catnip

     What to do when your Unicorn Becomes Obsessed with Catnip

 

This is not a natural behavior; otherwise it would be called Uninip. Act fast, or else your unicorn could face problems, such as these:

Growing an extra horn Resembling corn on a cob( trust me, it’s not pretty L)

Signs of this peculiar behavior are,

Piles of Pet co. receipts. Cats peering through windows, and scratching on doors. Hyperness in your unicorn.

As you see, it can be very dangerous, and annoying. Here is how you can get rid of it.

Step 1. Take the Catnip away!  Stop paying your unicorn allowance (that way they have no more money to buy anymore catnip.)

I promise you will see the difference.

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