How to Clean your Unicorn!

Instructions on how to care your unicorn! (C)


3. How to tell if your unicorn is dirty.

Go and get a stick. Poke your majestic purple unicorn with the stick. If the unicorn shouts out
"Don't poke my pretzels!" Then your unicorn is dirty. If the unicorn shouts out
"You smell like raspberries." Then your unicorn is clean. If your unicorn is clean.... THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?????????
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