How to Clean your Unicorn!

Instructions on how to care your unicorn! (C)


7. How to teach your unicorn how to fly without wings...

Unicorns can fly. Even ones without wings.


Betcha' didn't know that! Yes, well, it's true. They can.


But YOU have to teach them. I know, you're all like, "Uh, hello, I CAN'T FLY!" but you still can teach them. This is what you need:


*A bird




*Your unicorn


Wala! Okay, so now, you have to get it up high. A cliff would be best. DO NOT LET YOUR UNICORN FALL DOWN THE CLIFF. It will die. Like  this: *Air whooshes* SPLAT. The end of unicorn. 


That would be bad. 


Take the bird, and rip off it's wings! Then, attatch  the wings to the unicorn. NOT PERMANENTLY. The bigger the unicorn is, the bigger the bird you need. 




Now that THAT is done, push your unicorn off the cliff (with the wings on of course). 


Hopefully, he'll fly.


If not, I offer my sincerest apologies. 



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