HARRY POTTER TRUTH OR DARE

All the major Harry Potter characters are locked in a basement for a truth or dare game....... YOU DECIDE WHO GETS DARES AND WHO GETS TRUTHS explanation inside!!!!
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*author has gotten bored with the story and refuses to write anymore. if you complain/comment incessantly for me to continue it i will block/report you*

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4. Third Round

The characters of Harry Potter were still sitting in that ghetto basement next to Eminem's house, but this time, they were all drinking Snapple juice. They then hear the door slam open, and they see first Crabb, then Pettigrew's limp form fly down the stairs. Molly and Arthur Weasely, and Sirius Black then calmly walk down the stairs and each take a bottle of Snapple, and go to sit next to Lucius. 

"Thanks Natella and HarryPotterRocks!! I owe you a Snapple!" calls Dimples from the top of the stairs. 

She then jumps from the top of the stairs, and lands on the ground, like a kitty. She looks at the cast, and pulls out a giant bag full of dares from behind her back.

"Who's ready for the next round?"

The entire cast screams with glee, like they are at a One Direction concert or something. 

"All right," says Dimples as she opens the first letter, "The first dare comes from, Aaoazja, and they dare all the students to sing Harry Potter in 99 seconds while Harlem Shaking. YOU HEARD THE PERSON!!! GET TO IT!!" she screams.

All the students get into a comfortable position, whilst Harry proceeds to hump the air, while singing,

"There once was a boy named Harry,

Destined to be a star.

His parents were killed by Voldemort,

Who gave him a lightning star."

Dumbledore cuts in and says, "Yo Harry, you a wizard."

The students then start spasming whilst singing,

"Harry goes to Hogwarts 
meets Ron and Hermione.
McGonagall requires he plays for Gryffindor.
Draco is a daddy's boy, 
Quirrell becomes unemployed,
The Sorcerer's stone's destroyed by Dumbledore.

Ron breaks his wand, now Ginny's gone 
and Harry's in a mortal danger.
Tom riddle hides his snake inside
his ginormous secret chamber.

Harry blows up aunt Marge, 
the dementors come and take charge.
Lupin is a wolf, the rat's a man 
and now the prisoner is at large
They use time travel 
so they can save the prisoner of Azkaban 
who just so happens to be Harry's godfather, 
I don't really get it either.

Harry gets put into 
Triwizard tournament
With dragons and mermaids
Oh no! 
Edward Cullen gets slayed.
He's back!

Harry, Harry, it's getting scary,
Voldemort's back, now you're a revolutionary Harry
Dumbledore, Dumbledore, why is he ignoring your
Constant attempts to contact him!
He is forced to leave the school.
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool.
Kids break into the ministry
Sirius Black is dead as can beeeeeee oooh

Split your soul.
Seven parts of a whole.
They're Horcruxes
It's Dumbledore's end!

There once was a boy named Harry 
who constantly conquered death
But in one final duel between good and bad, 
he may take his final breath."

They end and then return to their seats, thoroughly exhausted.

"The next dare is from izziefizz, and they dare Dumbledore to be a vogue model and wear funny costumes while standing in funny positions."

Dimples scribbles in her notebook, and Dumbledore is wearing a lime green panda leotard, a silver belt, blue legwarmers, a pink ruffly cardigan (umbridge ew) and penguin slippers. 

Dumbledore starts posing like a natural. He at frist starts off normal, then he goes on to peace signs, then he's doing the KISS tongue, then a monkey position, then he does the slipts, then he is a penguin, and then he is on his head with Harry standing on top of him. He puts a slightly confused Harry down, and Dimples changes him back into his normal robes. He sits down and says, "That was lovely. GURRRRRLLLLLL I LOOKED SOO FAB IN THAT LIKE HONESTLY I WANT THAT OUTFIT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!"

Harry looks at him, and facewalls, because a facepalm is not enough to contain the fail.

"Dumbldore," he says, "You are a grown man, no panda leotard for you. Or umbridge sweaters. Or silver belt. Or penguin slippers. Honestly, I told my boy that you are one of the wisest men I knew. I-"

"WHO WAS THAT OTHER ONE!?"

"Um.... Snape."

"WTF SNAPE JUST FOLLOWED MY ORDERS HE's SNEALING MY CREDIT!!! THAT'S IT SNAPE NO MORE SNAPPLE FOR YOU."

Dimples interjects with another dare. 

"Courtney_Carr dares Harry, Voldemort and Snape to do the Harlem shake while in tutues, Ginny, Hermione and Luna to play twister, and Pansy to attack Draco with kisses. GET TO IT."

She scribbles in her notebook, and Harry, Snape, and Voldemort have tutus on, Ginny, Luna, and Hermione are presented with a game of twister, and Pansy, well, Pansy jumped on Draco of her own accord. Dimples sits down and meditates for five minutes. She opens her eyes and sees Harry with his tutu on his head, Voldemort twirling it around, Snape holding it at arm's length in digust, Hermione, Luna and Ginny are too tangled up to continue playing, and Pansy is unconscious on the floor, with a bruised eye, and Draco is standing over her with his hand in a fist. 

"WTF!!! HARRY THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WEAR A TUTU VOLDY PUT THAT BACK ON SNAPE IT DOESN'T HAVE COOTIES YOU CAN PUT IT ON!! GIRLS WTF I KNOW ITS CALLED TWISTER BUT HAVE SOME RESTRAINT AND DRACO GOOD JOB FOR KNOCKING OUT PANSY I NEVER LIKED THAT BITCH ANYWAYS I SHIP YOU SO MUCH HARDER WITH HERMIONE DRAMIONE FOR THE WIN!!!"

She scribbles in her notebook and all remnants of tutus and twister games are gone. Pansy awkwardly lies in the middle of the floor, unconscious.

"WTF PANSY IF YOU ARE GONNA GO UNCONSCIOUS AT LEAST GO UNCONSCIOUS IN A CORNER WHERE YOU WON'T INCONVENIENCE PEOPLE  BY TRIPPING THEM MERLIN'S PANTS YOU'RE SO INCONSIDERATE!" shrieks Dimples.

Snape looks at her, questioning her sanity. Dimples clears her throat and reads the next dare. 

"Elisa Malfoy dares Harry and Draco to kiss and Fred and George to do the same thing. Okay, first of all Fred and George will not be kissing. That is incest, and that is illegal. Second of all, OMG DRARRY I SHIP THAT SO HARD OMG KISS NAO!!"

Draco and Harry look at each other, and lean in to kiss. At first it was soft, their lips barely brushing, but then Draco grabbed Harry's neck, and deepened the kiss. Their tongues battles for dominance- Lucius glares at Dimples and she breaks up the two lovers. Draco sadly sits down and Lucius glared at him instead.

"All right," says Dimples nervously, "Nest dare comes from The real slim shady 69, and they dare Draco to watch an apple be demolished by a tank. MUAHAHAHAH YES!!!"

Dimples scribbles in her notebook, and a green apple appears in front of a tank. The tank moves forward. Draco wails in pure horror as the apple is smushed under the mighty power of the tank. He begins to cry and Harry comforts him. Dimples takes no notice to this and continues on.

"Natella Penn dares Voldemort, Snape, Ginny and Harry to sing Willy Bum Bum. WTF is that?"

Dimples brings out a laptop and searches the song on youtube. All the characters watch in horror at what is being shown on screen. She puts the laptop away and says, "Yeah, no one is gonna be singing that."

(if you want to see the video i was so scarred by, click this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM be warned, it is very graphic and it even scarred me, and I'm really hard to scar. It scarred all my friends. Only for the mature and brave.)

"All right," said a shaky Dimples, "Next dare is from HarryPotterRocks!! and they dare Voldemort to sing Same Heart from the Shake it Up people."

Voldy turns around like a fashionista, and began to sing.

"I see the spotlight in my dreams 
I just wanna reach out 
Find out what it’s all about 
I’ll have to turn in with 
All leards of a different feather 
Where they were together 
No matter what may happend in our lifes 
You are you, and I am I 
I wanna rule the world 
You wanna wake it up 
But we’re here for eachother 
No matter what (what what what what) 
Like fire to the plane 
Like water to the rain 
Like blue to the sky 
You and I will stick it up for eachother 
It’s our time 
Nothing’s gonna break us apart 
We’ll always gonna shine in the dark 
Wherever we go, wherever we are 
We’ll always be like 
Two halfs of the same heart 
Same heart 
Standing of the top of the world 
Everything is magic 
You know that we have it 
Even though we’re two different girls 
You know it’s okay 
Time to celebrate, yeah 
It’s the greatest moment of our lifes 
You are you, and I am I 
I wanna rule the world 
You wanna wake it up 
But we’re here for eachother 
No matter what (what what what what) 
Like fire to the plane (fire to the plane) 
Like water to the rain (water to the rain) 
Like blue to the sky 
You and I will stick it up for eachother 
It’s our time (our time) 
Nothing’s gonna break us apart (break us apart) 
We’ll always gonna shine in the dark 
Wherever we go, wherever we are 
We’ll always be like 
Two halfs of the same heart 
Same heart 
Shine in the dark 
Let’s go girl, let’s go girl 
Hey hey hey 
Like fire to the plane 
Like water to the rain 
Like blue to the sky 
You and I will stick it up for eachother 
It’s our time 
Nothing’s gonna break us apart (break us apart) 
We’ll always gonna shine in the dark 
Wherever we go, wherever we are 
We’ll always be like 
Two halfs of the same heart 
Same heart 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey 
Same heart"

Harry looks around and says, "See, this is why we don't let Voldy here sing fluff songs. He looks like a pedo."

Voldemort scowls and sits down.

"All right, that's all the dares for today-"

"AWWWWWWWWW!!!!! :( :("

"OH shush, I'll be back soon. BYE!!!"

Dimples looks upwards at the ceiling, and she levitates through the ceiling. 

Lucius, who was still glaring at Draco says, "That's it Draco, no more apples for you."

*Author's Note: Thanks for reading this story!! I love making it and it's so much fun to write!! I'm really sorry i can't post all the dares now, I jsut have too many to do!!! I just pick the ones that I think my humor will go with. If you watched the video, i'm really sorry about your mental sanity, i warned you. If you didnt, you can live a happy life without knowing that song., Trust me. Yet again, i have nothing against gays, my humor is just really fucked up. or those of you that like it when the characters swear, im really sorry, but i just didn't feel in a sweary mood today. Thanks for commenting, and thank's for reading. Put this in your favourites so you can get notifications, or even become a fan of me so you can get notification on all of the stuff i do!!! Okay, thanks guys!!!XOXO, Dimples* 

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