HARRY POTTER TRUTH OR DARE

All the major Harry Potter characters are locked in a basement for a truth or dare game....... YOU DECIDE WHO GETS DARES AND WHO GETS TRUTHS explanation inside!!!!
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7. Sixth Round

 *A/N* Hey guys!!! SO yeah.. sorry this chapter took so long, I just wasn't having a lot of inspiration and I REALLY want this to be a good quality comedy, so I don't want to write random crap for the sake of writing. I have an announcement for those of you "one direction" loves like me!!!! I'm writing a new story, "Being a Payne" and the first chapter is out!!! it's about the daughters of One Direction!! It's going to be mainly drama so yeah if you are interested in that go check it out!!! Okay, now i'll just shup up cause that's obviously what you guys were thinking... and ON WITH THE SHOW!!! Or... the book.... whatever.

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We now return once more to that basement of ghettoness in the house situated next to that of Eminem. In such basement, the cast of Harry Potter were...... having a twerking contest??? *scoffs* How scandalous!!!

Mkay, so Voldy and Pansy were having a twerk-off. The winner got to be called the "Twerking Master" and... well... that's actually pretty much it. Now, we all know that Voldemort has some SERIOUS twerking skills. I mean, come on, he's Voldemort, absolutely FABULOUS! Anyways, so he was pwning Pansy's ass, (thank's to those butt implants he got after the last book) when Dimples scurried (scurried? that make me sound like a rat. SHUT UP ALI THIS IS NOT YOUR STORY actually it is OKAY NOW YOURE CONFUSING THE VIEWERS SHUT UP but i dont wan- I SAID SHUT UP) down the stairs. She glared at the two twerkers. Pansy stopped twerking immediately, but Voldy was too into his twerking to notice her. 

"VOLDEMORT WHAT ARE YOU DOING I TOLD YOU TO STOP TWERKING GODDAMMIT I DONT NEED YOU SCARRING MY VIEWERS WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU." 

Voldemort looks at Dimples in surprise, and sits down, pretending like nothing ever happened.

Dimples looks at the rest of the group. 

"All right bitches, I have MORE DARES!!! And some more people will be joining us."

The whole cast groans.

"But Dimples-"

"There's too many of us-"

"-Not enough space-"

"Whyyyyyy?"

Dimples glares at them all.

"STOP YOUR WHINING RIGHT NOW! YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL FOR MORE FRIENDS!! NO MORE BROWNIES FOR YOU GUYS!"

The whole cast looked at her with puppy dog eyes. 

"I said no! Anyways, the first dare is from TheHalfBloodPrincess, and she dares Snape to hug Harry."

Harry and Snape look at each other gleefully. They leaned over to hug each other when James stood up.

"WAITTTTTT!!!!" he screamed.

Dimples glared at him.

"I WILL NOT HAVE MY SON HUGGING THAT GREASEBALL HE WILL GET ALL GREASY AND THEN I WILL NEED TO BATHE HIM LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN SNAPE YOU COULD FRY AND EGG ON HIS HEAD ITS A MIRACLE HE DOESN'T HAVE ACNE AND-"

"Oh would you just SHUT IT!" screamed Dimples irritably.

"It someone's time of the month...." mutters Ron.

Dimples give him the death glare.

"No Ronald. It isn't my time of the month. Just because a girl is irritable, doesn't mean she's on her FUCKING GODDAMN PERIOD. MAYBE SHE'S JUST FED UP WITH THE IDIOCY GOING ON AROUND HER." 

Ron looks at her, eyes as wide as saucers. 

"OKAY NOW SNAPE AND HARRY HUG SO WE CAN GET OVER THIS."

Snape and Harry hurriedly hug so as not to piss off Dimples any further. \

"Thank you!!! SOMEONE decided to listen to me!!! Anyways, LilyMalfoy asks, If Hermione didn't love Ron, would she marry Draco?"

"Woah!! Hold da phone gurl!!! Hermione and RonRon are in LOVE?" asks Dumbledore.

"Um yeah.... It happened in the last book/ movie. Duh." responds Ginny.

"I MISSED SO MUCH GODDAMMIT."

"Anywayssssss...." interrupts a freaked out Dimples, "Hermione, answer the question!!!"

Hermione blushed.

"Well....er.....um.......yes....."

Lucius stands up.

'ITS EITHER YOU'RE GAY OR YOU MARRY A MUDBLOOD!? GODDAMMIT DRACO YOU ARE SUCH A DISGRACE TO THE FAMILY!"

"Shut UP Lucius!" says the whole cast in unison.

"All right," continues Dimples, "Harry_Potter_Directioner asks: What does everyone think of Umbridge?"

"Bitch."

"Slut."

"Bitch."

"Bitch."

"Whore."

"I didn't even want her in my whole. Whore." says Dumbledore.  

"She's a cow," claims Hermione.

"Indubitably." agrees Fred.

"See? SHE'S the cow!!!" calls out Pansy.

"Slut"

"Well," states Dimples, " I believe that we have established that Umbridge is a slut-whore-bitch-cow."

Umbridge looks at the cast.

"I am NO SUCH THING!!!"

The cast gives her their "really?" face.

Umbridge looks down in shame.

"Now that has been established, Takeover Lion asks Neville, would you rather date Pansy or be Cruciatis-ed?"

Neville puts his "I'm thinking really hard" face on.

"Well, Pansy is a cow-"

"I AM NOT A COW"

"YES YOU ARE PANSY DON'T DENY IT"

"As I was SAyin, " continued Neville, even though he was SO rudely interrupted, "I would rather be cruciatis-ed."

Pansy gasps in horror. 

"That is SO insulting!!!"

"NO ONE CARES PANSY" screams the cast at her. 

"ALL RIGHT NOW THAT WE HAVE ALSO ESTABLISHED THAT PANSY IS A COW," screams Dimples over the commotion, " OUR NEXT DARE IS FROM GRYFFINCLAW1998 AND SHE DARES DRACO TO GET A MY LITTLE PONY BUILD-A-BEAR!!!" 

The whole cast goes silent and Draco smiles with glee at the computer that pops up. His father begrudgingly searches for the my little pony build-a-bear.

The page pops up and Draco queals like a little girl. They look through the first page, and Draco says, " I WANT A FABULOUS PONY NOT ONE ON ROLLER SKATES!" 

His father sighs and goes to the next page. There, Draco sees the My Little Pony Princess Twilight Sparkle doll that comes with a mini Spike dragon.

"DADDY DADDY I WANT THAT ONE!!!" he points with glee to said doll.

"Draco, you're a man goddammit why do you even want one of these dolls?"

"I AM A BRONY FOR LIFE!!!"

Voldemort looks at him excitedly.

"ME TOO!!!"

"BROFIST!!!" squeals Draco.

The two of them brofist.

"Draco!" calls Lucius.

"Yes daddy?"

"This doll is 42 pounds. I AM NOT PAYING 42 POUNDS FOR YOUR STUPID TOY!"

"How much does it equal to in Galleons daddy?" pouts Draco.

Lucius pulls up the web page for the monetary converter. (this is the website i used to convert the money: http://www.hp-lexicon.org/wizworld/galleons.html ) He then puts in 41.49 pounds. (which is how much the build-a-bear costs)

"See daddy!?!!?!?! It's only nine galleons five sickles and one knut that's not a lot!!!" 

Lucius sighs and orders the damn doll with express shipping, which was another galleon. The doorbell rand and Dimples ran to get it. She walked down the stairs with a box. 

"Shipment for a Lu-see-us Mal-foi?"

"Give me that!!!" Lucius snarls as he snatched the box.

Draco opened the box and began to happily play with his toy. Even though he was like what, 30?

"All right!" says Dimples, "That was the last of our dares!!! Oh and Dobby? can you get me Bellatrix and Cedric? Oh and give TheHalfBloodPrincess2302 and Ninjada a cookie each. Thanks."

Dobby disappears with a crack. 

"Cedric?" inquires Dumbledore, "You mean that guy who was stupid enough to wander into the final scenes of the movie with Harry?"

"The one who turned into a pixie?" asks Ron.

"Ron, he's a vampire not a pixie," scolds Hermione.

"But he lives in the woods and sparklesssssss," whines Ron.

Dobby appears again with bellatrix and an unconscious Cedric. 

"Oh not you lot!! I thought I was done seeing a see of redheards when I died," mutters Bellatrix.

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Sorry for the really short chapter!!! so yeah check out my movella being a payne if u like one direction and yeah i hope you guys like it apologies once more to mirlotta for using her name as the bitchy caracter i changed it and if ur reading this here take a kitten to*hands kitten* bye!!! 

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