HARRY POTTER TRUTH OR DARE

All the major Harry Potter characters are locked in a basement for a truth or dare game....... YOU DECIDE WHO GETS DARES AND WHO GETS TRUTHS explanation inside!!!!
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*author has gotten bored with the story and refuses to write anymore. if you complain/comment incessantly for me to continue it i will block/report you*

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8. Seventh Round

The cast of Harry Potter were all just sitting there being awkward penguins because the authoress ran out of starting ideas because she's being lazy and uncreative and should really stop breaking the fourth wall all the time but anyways they were all sitting there doing nothing and oh look oops run on sentence time for a new one. Dimples calmly walked down the stairs (oh look, that's new!) with a bag of mail. 

"Hello guys," says Dimples monotonously. 

The whole cast looks at her in surprise. 

"What's wrong Dimples?" inquires Hermione. 

"I HAVE SCHOOL THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG HMPH!" snaps Dimples.

"Hogwarts, Hogwarts Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,

Teach us something please!

Whether we be old and bald,

Or young with scabby knees,

Our heads could do with filling 

With some interesting stuff

For now they're bare and full of air

Dead flies and bits of fluff

Teach us things worth knowing

Bring back what we've forgot

Just do your best we'll do the rest

And learn until our brains all rot!" chanted the whole cast. Minus Voldemort because, well.... you know.,.... This isn't really his jam. He's more of a Shakira girl. 

"What. The. Hell." says Dimples. 

"What? it's the theme song!!!!" cries Ron.

"Well it is better than my school's theme song...." murmurs Dimples.

The whole cast looks at her quizzically. 

"LISTEN HERE AND LISTEN GOOD! DIMPLES IS NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ANY SHENANIGANS SO DON'T YOU FRIGGIN DARE TALK BACK TO ME OR ANY OF THAT SHIT. THE AUTHORESS IS ALSO IN A SHITTY MOOD BECAUSE OF SCHOOL AND DOESN'T FEEL LIKE WRITING BUT SHE IS SINCE SHE'S A NICE FUCKING PERSON. SO SHUT YOUR FACES AND LISTEN TO ME!" screams Dimples.

The whole cast huddles together in fear as on the first day of their adventure with Dimples.

Ron raises his had.

"WHAT Ronald?!"

"so.... we're not going back to Hogwarts?" he asks meekly.

"BLOODY WELL YOU'RE NOT!" shouts Dimples.

"Is that even proper grammar?" mumbles Hermione.

"Anyways, the first dare if from Gryffinclaw1998 and she Dumbledore to read The Deathly Hallows so he will stop complaining about it. "

Dimples lazily scribbles in her notebook and Dumbledore is presented with a copy of The Deathly Hallows. He avidly begins to read the book.

"You know what? Bump this. I'm going over to the One Direction fandom!" Dimples yells. She throws her notebook on the ground, rips off her shirt, to show an "I <3 One Direction" shirt on, whips out a laptop, and runs to the other side of the room, where the walls are clad in posters with the five boys' faces on them. 

The rest of the cast watches in horror as she sits and and, OH THE HORROR! She makes a *shudder* *Whispers* Wattpad account. 

"WOULD YOU SHUT IT WITH THE NARRATION OF EVENTS!" screams Snape.

"Ignore her, we need to find out a way to get Dimples back!" says Hermione.

"Well what do we do?" asks Ron.

"I don't know. I may be female but I don't know how to deal with fangirlism."

"Fangirlism?"

"Shut up it is so a word."

"Okay, so you don't know what to do. But who does?"

Hermione and Ron look at Harry.

Harry eyes the other two.

"Don't look at me! Just because I'm the chosen one doesn't always mean that I always have an idea!" Harry spazzes.

The trio look at McGonagall.

"Don't look at me! Just because I was badass in the last book doesn't mean that I have badass ideas all the time!" snaps McGonagall.

The quartet look at Dumbledore.

"Hey don't look at me! I even admitted that my master plan with Harry was a total gamble. He could have easily just died and not have defeated Voldemort!!!"

The quintet look at Taylor Lautner. 

"THIS DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!" screams Ron.

"WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!?" shouts Harry.

"Why did he just take his shirt off?" inquires Hermione.

The rest of the group looks at her. 

"Not that I'm complaining but-um..... uh....." The young witch blushes.

Edward Cullen/ Cedric Diggory walks up to Taylor. 

"There you are! I thought you ran away from me! Come snuggle with me again!"

The rest of the group looks queasy. The two men go back and um.... snuggle.....

"All right seriously, how do we get Dimples back?" asks Ron.

"I have an idea!" proclaims Harry

"ONE DIRECTION SUCKS!" he screams to the other side of the room.

The fangirls look up and start to heavily breath, nostrils flaring.

"I don't think that was such a good idea mate......" whimpers Ron.

Dimples lifts up a pitchforks and screams, "CHARGE!"

The whole One Direction fandom is now charging towards our protagonists. Hermione quickly puts up a spell.

"PROTEGO!"

All of the fangirls then proceed to slam against an invisible wall, causing a massive pile up. 

"I have a better idea than insulting them," states Hermione.

The fangirls had returned back to their seats on the floor, blogging about their "fantastic victory". Hermione walks up to Dimples and says, "Dimples, Harry wants you to come back."

Dimples looks up.

"Harry? As in Harry Styles!?"

"Erm....."

"HARRY IS DA BOMB!"

Some random girl stands up.

"NO! ZAYN IS DA BOMB!"

"HARRY"

"ZAYN"

"HARRY"

"ZAYN"

Dimples lunges at the girl, almost knocking over Hermione. Hermione, terrified, runs back and jumps into Ron's arms. Ron awkwardly pets her head and says, "There, there."

Harry picks up Dimples' notebook. 

"I HAVE AN IDEA!" he shouts.

"Please, no more angering the fangirls, I'm quite sure they're ready to murder us," Ron says as he looks over to the One Direction side where he is witnessing Dimples slam her laptop onto the poor girl's head. 

"Before you say that isn't it weird how there as so many other people in this room, but the author decides to focus on us? Like, I'm pretty sure they have some good ideas or something...." says Hermione.

"I KNOW RIGHT!? Like how could they NOT notice what is going on. I mean seriously, we just almost got attacked by a screaming horde of fangirls," replies Ron.

"All right, if you two are done breaking the fourth wall, I'm going to put my idea to life," states Harry. 

Mr. Potter scribbles in Dimples' notebook, and a kissing booth appears, with One Direction inside. The One Direction fangirls sniff the air, and look over. Harry puts a freezing charm on all of them except for Dimples, who continues to run over to the Potter side. Harry then quickly puts a body binding spell on Dimples, and send One Direction away. He puts a barrier between the two fandoms, and unbinds Dimples. 

"ONE- Hey where did they go?" whines Dimples.

"You were on the One Direction side of the fandom for a while, you disappeared, your people missed you!" the trio proclaim.

Dimples' eyes water. 

"I'M SO SORRY I WANTED TO WRITE BUT I DIDN'T HAVE TIME I WAS ALSO READING A FANFIC AND I WAS WRITING MY ONE DIRECTION STUFF AND IM SO SAD THAT I ABANDONED YOU GUYS HERE HAVE SOME COOKIES AND SOME JUICE BOXES IM GOING TO GO TO THE TIME OUT CORNER UPSTAIRS BECAUSE IVE BEEN SUCH A BAD AUTHOR OMFG IM GOING BYE!"

Dimples runs up the stairs crying.

"Well, at least she's back to normal," says Ron.

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