HARRY POTTER TRUTH OR DARE

All the major Harry Potter characters are locked in a basement for a truth or dare game....... YOU DECIDE WHO GETS DARES AND WHO GETS TRUTHS explanation inside!!!!
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3. Second Round

 Snape and Draco were having an apple eating contest, (for all you drapple and snapple fans. get it? snapple? I crack myself up), which everyone was avidly watching, when they heard a commotion going on upstairs. The door slams open, (yes that is possible, we've been through this remember?) and the cast sees Goyle being flung down the stairs. Draco runs over to his large figure and hugs him, while sobbing. 

"GOYLE!!! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!"

"Draco stop that!" snaps Lucius. "It makes you look gay!!!"

Draco stops sobbing and drags Goyle over to the group. 

"Thanks for your help Mirlotta!!" calls Dimples from the top of the stairs. "He was damn heavy...."

She runs down the stairs and is lugging a basket filled to the brim with letters.

"MAIL TIME!!!!"

"YEAH!!" the Weasley twins exclaim.

"Finally, someone is as excited as I am."

Dimples makes a huge show of pulling out the first letter and opening it. 

"The first dare comes from jencute123, and she says, I dare the whole cast to crossdress. Oh... well... this should be fun." Dimples has a perverted smile and opens her notebook. She scribbles in it and there is a giant poof of smoke. All the boys have long, curly hair, pinks poofy ballgowns, heels, black eyeliner, pink blush, and red lipstick on. All the girls have buzzcuts and suits on. They all stare at each other in horror. Well... all of them except Dumbledore, who only exclaims, "DAMN I look sexy." Dimples lets them have their fun, before she puts them back in their regular clothes. 

"All right, " she says as she opens the next letter, " The next one is from..... Louise McBear! OH!! I see we have a regular already!!! :D Anyways, she says, 'I dare anyone to go on a Doctor Who fanclub called Gallainatics and add a strange comment and read it out to everybody else.' oh look!! She was nice enough to even include the link!! I choose Fred to do the dare!"

"why me???" he whined.

"Be thankful I didn't pay someone to dare you to streak around the neighbourhood!" growls Dimples. 

She scribbles in her notebook and a computer pops up. (pretend they all know how to use technology) Fred opens up the page and sees the Gallinatic of the month form. He fills it out. Harry then read it. 

"'Name, Fred Weasely, gender, Boy, reason to be Gallinatic of the month,  Im Fred Weasely Bitch. Don't even question it. ' uhhh Fred? I don't think that counts as a reason...."

"Shut up Harry!!! What do you know?"

Fred then proceeded to make an account. 

"Name, FredWeasely. Bio: It's Fred Weasely Bitch, Don't even question it. PERFECT!!!"

He then started making a post.

"Okay, Title of post..... FredWeasely....... and I shall write..... Yes, this is the real Fred Weasley. You're jealous aren't you? Voldemort twerks in a pink leotard with nutella smeared on his face. K bai PERFECT!!!!"

"HEY! HOW DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT!?THAT WAS ONE TIME!!!" screamed Voldemort from across the room. (mean girls!! hehe)

Fred then presses enter, and the computer disappears. Voldemort attacks him and then begin wrestling. Everybody crowds around them egging them on, and Harry goes around, collecting bets. 

"ALL RIGHT!!!" shrieks Dimples over the commotion. "THE NEXT DARE-" at the word 'dare' everybody stops what they're doing and stares at Dimples.

"As i WAs saying, the next dare is from Katie Potter-Lupin, and she says 'I dare Voldy and Luna to kiss, and I also dare Harry to watch Snape and Ginny kiss." The whole cast makes a general collective 'ugh' sound. Luna and Ginny hold each other, their minds scarred, whilst Snape and Voldy give them perverted smiles. 

"um okay...." begins Dimples, "I'm not letting that happen..... not only because that is wrong on so many levels...... (sorry to you sninny fans, and i guess im sorry to the small amount of Lunamort fans.....) but I think that's illegal as well......NEXT DARE!!!! This one comes from 4King4today, and she says, 'I dare Hermione to rap with McGonagall, Draco and Voldemort to kiss, and Snape, Voldemort, Lucius, Draco and all other Slytherins to dance to Beyonce's Single Ladies'. Well.... this sound like fun.... Except for the HarryxVoldemort stuff... that's illegal too I think.... (sorry to all Voldarry fans.....) But okay, McGonagall and Hermione, RAP FOR THE MIGHTY DIMPLES!!"

Hermione and McGonagall look at each other and nod. McGonagall begins beatboxing while Hermione raps.

"I never seen no chick like thisThis bitch can twist like a damn contortionistCondom on my dick, of course it isThis bitch don't know what abortion is
So I can't cum in herFucks like a porn star, looks like JennaFuck I'm gonnaCome I think my rubbers comin' off
But oh, it's so fuckin' wet and softFuck, I'm gonna start lettin' offI'm squirtin' and she's not gettin' offAnd she's on top
I'm gonna fackin' oh GodOh don't do that don't, stopStop don't, I don't mean don't stopOww wait a minuteOw, ow, fuck I, I'm gonna fuckin' come
Oww, oww, oww(Oh, goddamn)I'm gonna fackin' come(Oh, shit)
Fack, fack, fack(Fack I am)I am, I'm goin' to come(I'm comin')
Ooh wow, boo that pow, ooh ow, I need a cigarette nowOw, I'm so fuckin' hot and you're so fuckin' hotOh my God, I wanna fackin' fackNo, not fuck, I said fackF A C K, F A C K, fack, fack, fack, fackin' freak me
Oh yeah girl, see baby, they call me Mr. FreakyLets call your sister 3 way, have some 3 some me so hornyAnd you're such a fuckin' babe, I wanna go down on you, fuck you shaveOh goddamn, here I go again, I'm gonna cum, I am
Oww, oww, oww(Oh, goddamn)I'm gonna fackin' come(Oh, shit)
Fack, fack, fack(Fack I am)I am, I'm goin' to come(I'm comin')
Okay, I'm done, I already came twiceYou ain't gonna make me cumI'm all outta gas, not so fastUh, your finger just went in my ass
Ow, that hurts, take it out nowOh, wait a minute ow, put it back in, in, in, inThis don't mean I'm gay, I don't like men
I like boobs, boobs, boobsNow see that gerbil, grab that tubeShove it up my buttLet that little rascal nibble on my assholeUh, yeah, right there, right there, ah, I'm comin' ah yeah
Fack, I just came again, okay pull it out nowOhh fuck, yeah, wait he's not out hes still crawlin' around up thereOw fuck, I think it's stuckOww, but it feels so fackin' good
Oww, oww, oww(Oh, goddamn)I'm gonna fackin' come(Oh, shit)
Fack, fack, fack(Fack I am)I am, I'm goin' to come(I'm comin')
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tubeShove a gerbil in your ass through a tubeShove a gerbil in your ass through a tubeShove a gerbil in your ass through a tubeEw, ew, ew, ew."

They end with their arms crossed and nodding their heads. They get a giant round of applause. The only person who seem to be even mildly perturbed is Dimples.

"O-kay...... How do you even know that song, I don't know..... but NEXT IS THE SLYTHERINS!!!"

The Slytherins assemble into a giant v-formation with Voldemort at the front, each of them wearing the unitards shown in the Beyonce video, and perfectly on sync, start singing and doing the famous dance. (for those of you who don't know it, google it)

"All the single ladies, all the single ladiesAll the single ladies, all the single ladiesAll the single ladies, all the single ladiesAll the single ladies
Now put your hands upUp in the club, we just broke up, I'm doing my own little thingDecided to dip and now you wanna trip'Cause another brother noticed me
I'm up on him, he up on meDon't pay him any attentionJust cried my tears, for three good yearsYa can't be mad at me
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on itIf you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want it'Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on itOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on itIf you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want itIf you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it
I got gloss on my lips, a man on my hipsGot me tighter in my Dereon jeansActing up, drink in my cupI can care less what you think
I need no permission, did I mentionDon't pay him any attention'Cause you had your turn, and now you gonna learnWhat it really feels like to miss me
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on itIf you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want it'Cause if you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on itOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on itIf you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want itIf you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on itOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Don't treat me to the things of the worldI'm not that kind of girlYour love is what I prefer, what I deserve
Here's a man that makes me, then takes meAnd delivers me to a destiny, to infinity and beyondPull me into your arms, say I'm the one you ownIf you don't, you'll be alone, and like a ghost, I'll be gone
All the single ladies, all the single ladiesAll the single ladies, all the single ladiesAll the single ladies, all the single ladiesAll the single ladies
Now put your hands upOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on itIf you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want itIf you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on itOh, oh, oh
If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on itIf you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on itDon't be mad once you see that he want itIf you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on itOh, oh, oh"

They all end with Snape screaming, "TWERK TEAM ASSEMLBE!!" and then they all line up, with Voldemort in the middle of course, turn around and begin to twerk. 

'ALL RIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH TWERKING FOR TODAY!" screams Dimples, and the Slytherins sit down, totally upset.

"Nest," continues Dimples, "Is myharrystyles, (directioner fistbump)and she says, I dare Voldy to demonstrate how to use facecream, but he is handed a tube of chili paste instead."

"MY NAME IS LORD VOLDEMORT NOT VOLDY I DESERVE SOME RESPE-" shrieked Voldermort.

"WOULD YOU JUST SHUT IT AND DO THE DARE" interrupts Dimples. 

Reluctantly, Voldemort takes the tube out of Dimples' outstretched hand, and turns to the rest of the group, as if he is Billy Mays, or MichellePhan......

"Hi, Lord Voldemort here. Do you ever wonder how to put on face cream? Well, that's why I'm here!!! I'm gonna show you how!!!! First, open your tube of face cream! Then, put some on your hands, and lastly, smear it on your face. Make sure you rub it in real well!!" 

Voldemort then proceeds to demonstrate the last step. He slaps his hands on his face and moves them around, smearing the chili paste on his face. Hies eyes and pupils widen, before he gives a loud scream and starts running around in circles, crying, "GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!"

Dimples scribbles in her notebook, and Voldemort is soaked by a bucket full of milk.

"ALL RIGHT!!" she screams over the commotion,"Our next dare is from ForeverDirection1520, (directioner fistbumbp) and she says, I dare Harry to Grab Malfoy by the collar and continuously slap him while Snape does the Macarena and Voldemort dances Gangnam Style while singing it in a really high shrilly voice and in a pink frilly dress."

She looks at the group. "There's a lot going on there, okay, Harry, grab Malfoy. Malfoy, don't be a wuss, and don't give me that look. Go on Harry, you know you want to slap him, go ahead!!" Harry starts slapping Draco and Draco starts to whimper like a small puppy. 

"SNAPE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND DO THE MACARENA!" Snape jumps up and starts dancing.

"VOLDY GET OVER HERE!"

"FOR THE LAST TIME MY NAME IS-"

"NO ONE CARES DANCE MONKEY DANCE!!" says Dimples. She scribbles in her notebook and he is transformed into a Prima Ballerina, including the shoes. He begins to dance, and he also starts to sing in his shrilly mocking voice.

"Oppa Gangnam StyleGangnam Style
Najeneun ttasaroun inganjeogin yeojaKeopi hanjanui yeoyureul aneun pumgyeok inneun yeojaBami omyeon simjangi tteugeowojineun yeojaGeureon banjeon inneun yeoja
Naneun sanaiNajeneun neomankeum ttasaroun geureon sanaiKeopi sikgido jeone wonsyat ttaerineun sanaiBami omyeon simjangi teojyeobeorineun sanaiGeureon sanai
Areumdawo sarangseureowoGeurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey
Areumdawo sarangseureowoGeurae neo hey geurae baro neo hey
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka
Oppa Gangnam StyleGangnam Style
Op, op, op, opOppa Gangnam StyleGangnam Style
Op, op, op, opOppa Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy ladyOp, op, op, opOppa Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy ladyOp, op, op, opEh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Jeongsukhae boijiman nol ttaen noneun yeojaIttaeda sipeumyeon mukkeotdeon meori puneun yeojaGaryeotjiman wenmanhan nochulboda yahan yeojaGeureon gamgakjeogin yeoja
Naneun sanaiJeomjanha boijiman nol ttaen noneun sanaiTtaega doemyeon wanjeon michyeobeorineun sanaiGeunyukboda sasangi ultungbultunghan sanaiGeureon sanai
Areumdawo sarangseureowoGeurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey
Areumdawo sarangseureowoGeurae neo, hey, geurae baro neo, hey
Jigeumbuteo gal dekkaji gabolkka
Oppa Gangnam StyleGangnam Style
Op, op, op, opOppa Gangnam StyleGangnam Style
Op, op, op, opOppa Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy ladyOp, op, op, opOppa Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy ladyOp, op, op, opEh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nomBaby, babyNaneun mwol jom aneun nom[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/gangnam-style-lyrics-psy.html ]
Ttwineun nom geu wie naneun nomBaby, babyNaneun mwol jom aneun nomYou know what I'm saying
Oppa Gangnam StyleEh-eh-eh, eh-eh-ehEh, sexy ladyOp, op, op, opOppa Gangnam Style
Eh, sexy ladyOp, op, op, opEh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh
Oppa Gangnam Style"

(don't ask me how to pronounce any of these words, I'm white, not Korean....)

After they all complete their tasks, Snape, Voldemort, Harry, and Draco sit down. Draco was rubbing his face, his face contorted in pain. Harry felt bad, so he gave Draco a kiss on the cheek, which made him smile. (Awwww cutesy Drarry!!!)

"All right!!" mumbles Dimples, "that's all the dares for today... BUT WE SHALL GET MORE SOON!!!!"

With that, she runs up the stairs, and slams the door shut. 

Lucius looks at his son. 

"Draco I swear if you are gay I'm gonna disown you."

*Author's note: I don't have anything against gay people, I just thought that ending would be funny, and it seems like something Draco's father would say. I love all the support I'm getting from this story!! When I started this, I didn't think it would be that popular. Remember, this story depends on if I get comments, so please talk to your friends and get them to read the story and post comments!! You'll see me again when we have enough dares!!! Love you guys, XOXO Dimples*

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