HARRY POTTER TRUTH OR DARE

All the major Harry Potter characters are locked in a basement for a truth or dare game....... YOU DECIDE WHO GETS DARES AND WHO GETS TRUTHS explanation inside!!!!
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10. Let's go find some bitches.

Dimples was sitting at her computer, staring at the screen

"GODDAMMIT WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHARACTERS."

Dimples sighs.

"First step, let's go and get a wand."

Dimples apparates into Diagon Alley. She runs into Ollivander's and steals a wand.

"He won't notice," she tells herself, "There'e way too many wands to keep track of!"

As she disapparates, Ollivander comes out of his shop.

"HEY YOU CRAZY KID! GIVE ME BACK MY-"

Dimples never hears the end of his sentence.

"All right now where the fuck is Ron?"

Dimples check her "Find my Prisoners" app on her phone. 

"RON WHY ARE YOU IN A CHUCK E CHEESE!?"

Dimples quickly apparates to the land of magicalness called Chuck E. Cheese. She walks in and sees Ron arguing with some little kids.

"You stole our tickets!"

"No I didn't you little twerps! I won these fair and SQUARE!" Ron bellowed.

"No you didn't!! You stole it from our stash!!" cried a little boy.

"We were going to split them evenly!!" screeched a small girl

"I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR FRIGGING TICKETS OKAY? I AM NOT SOME BAS-" 

Dimples quickly grabs Ron by the mouth, before he could extend the small beings' vocabulary. 

"Ron what the hell do you think you're doing!?" Dimples whisper-yells.

"Those little brats think I stole their tickets!" Ron shouts.

"Ron keep your voice down! You are a grown-ass man, why are you even here anyways!? You look like a pedophile!"

"It looked like fun......."

Lavender joins the conversation by patting Ron on the back.

"Yes Ron, those kids were very bratty....."

"Lavender? What the hell are YOU doing here?" Ron asks.

"Oh um.... nothing......" 

"Why do you have binoculars?"

"Um...... I don't!"

She quickly stuffs the incriminating item into her purse.

"Lavender! You are violating your restraining order against Ron!" chides Dimples.

"Why are you even choosing me to stalk anyways!? You have your own damn husband!"

"Ummmm...." Lavender blushes.

"ugh, we'll have time to deal with this later, come one you two!" Dimples drags the two out the door by their ears after throwing Ron's tickets at the kids.

"Buy yourselves a panda or something!"

The kids cheer and start to fight over the tickets.

"NO! THOSE ARE MY DAMN TICKETS!!!!!" screams Ron as he fights against Dimples's grasp.

Once outside, Dimples screams, "DOBBY!"

The little elf appears and bows low.

"Miss Dimples! Dobby is here to serve you Miss. What is it you desire?"

"Take the stalker and the pedo back to the basement!"

"Yes Miss Dimples!" Dobby says with a smile.

Before the young witch and wizard can react, Dimples steals their wands and puts them in her fabulous Twilight Sparkle Unicorn purse. Dobby quickly disapparates, takingthe two with him. 

Once more, Dimples checks her "Find my Prisoners" app. 

She facepalms.

"Really?"

She apparates at a Shakira concert, where Voldemort is in the front row. He has bought all of the Shakira merchandise and is crying and screaming like a fangirl. Shakira seems mildly alarmed at he sight of Voldemort fangirling at her concert.

"SHAKIRA SHAKIRA ITS ME VOLDEMORT YOUR SONG HIPS DON'T LIE IS SO INSPIRATIONAL IT REALLY CHANGED MY LIFE IT INSPIRED ME TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL TWERKER AND ITS MY JAM I LOVE YOU SO MUCH HAVE MY BABIES I USED TO BE HANDSOME I-" Dimples drags him away by the collar of his shirt.

"Dimples no! I was going to propose to her!!!" Voldemort pulls a ring out of his pocket and throws it on stage.

"IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULD'VE PUT A RING ON IT!"

"Voldermort what the hell that's Beyonce."

"Really?" 

"Yeah."

"I'M SO SORRY SHAKIRA!" he sobs.

"Voldemort shut the hell up you're like fifty and ugly and not to mention your lack of a nose."

Voldemort looks at her with venom.

"I am Lord Voldemort! How dare you-!"

"Yeah yeah yeah how dare I speak to the king of darkness and the dark arts like that blah blah blah get the fuck over yourself no one has fantasies about you except for creepy thirty year old women. DOBBY!"

Dobby appears once more.

"Yes madame?"

"Take Voldemort to the basement as well.."

"All right madame. Did you take his you know what?"

"OH! I almost forgot! thank you Dobby for reminding me!"

Dimples jacks Voldemort's wand as well.

"Bye bye!"

They Dark Lord and the house elf disappear.

"All right, now where the hell is Harry."

She checks her phone.

"Of course."

Dimples appears in Godric's Hollow, next to Harry .Harry is kneeling in front of his parent's graves, sobbing.

"Harry get up."

"MY PARENTS! THEY'RE DEAD!!!"

"Um yeah Harry we know, you've known that for like thirty years now."

"I MISS THEM SO MUCH!"

"Um you didn't even know them....."

"THEY GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR ME!"

"Well they'd be shitty parents otherwise......"

"MY MUM HAD THE CHANCE TO ESCAPE AND BE WITH SNAPE BUT SHE SACRIFICED HERSELF FOR ME!"

"Well um yeah he did call her a mudblood, and he's a greaseball. Not to mention her love protected you for 17 years from that evil noseless man."

"WHY GOD WHY!?"

"Harry get the fuck up we have to leave.Plus, you believe in Merlin remember?"

Harry wiped his snot with his sleeve.

"That's disgusting." Dimples comments. She steals his wand from his back pocket and calls once more on Dobby the house-elf. 

"Would you like me to take Master Harry to the basement as well?"

"Yes Dobby. Here, have a cookie."

Dimples hands Dobby a chocolate chip cookie.

"THANK YOU MISS!!!!"

With a  crack, they both disappear. 

"Goddamit. Why did J.K. Rowling have to create so many damn characters....."

*A/N Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I'm sosososososososososososososo sorry that I didn't update! I've been so lay lately! I hope that you liked this chapter, and if you did, how about giving the story a like? This movella is the 11th most popular on the Wizarding World app!!! Please help me get into the top ten? I love you all, and I hope that my American fans had a wonderful thanksgiving, and I hope i don't get lazy with writing again! Thanks!!!*

 

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