HARRY POTTER TRUTH OR DARE

All the major Harry Potter characters are locked in a basement for a truth or dare game....... YOU DECIDE WHO GETS DARES AND WHO GETS TRUTHS explanation inside!!!!
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*author has gotten bored with the story and refuses to write anymore. if you complain/comment incessantly for me to continue it i will block/report you*

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5. Fourth Round

Author's note: Okay, so I really appreaciate all the dares!!! But I just have a few wishes:

1. If you tell me to add someone in because you think that I have forgotten them, please check the list that I have in the very first chapter before you do so, because there is a high probability that I have already added them in. I have been told three times that I have forgotten sirius, when I just recently put him in my last chapter. Please read all the chapter before you claim that I have forgotten people.

2. Please don't say things like: I dare harry and friends to kiss me and then harry to kiss me and then I leave.|| I really want this story to be funny, and I try my best. 

3. This hasn't happened yet, but please don't whore your stories in the comments, I will have to block you or something of the sort to keep you from annoying people. 

4. Please don't comment the same dare more than once, I know that you guys want your dares to be in this story, but I promise that I read every single one of your dares before deciding which ones go in. If you comment the same dare more than once, then that just makes my life harder.

5. no more than three dares per person, per chapter. So if you submit more than three dares every time I upload a chapter, then your dares, (unless they totally rock and they would make for good writing) will not have any chance of being written into my story. 

6. try not to copy people. If someone has written a similar dare to the one you want to submit, please don't submit yours, it wastes my time to read all of the repeats.

7. Please don't try to write my story for me. Please don't say stuff like 'i dare harry and draco to start going out and they kiss and then lucius disowns draco' I can write my own plot line THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I'm not trying to be rude or picky, but I just really want for this to go smoothly, and so that I can write efficiently and get as many good quality chapters out there. :) i'm really sorry if i came off as rude or insensitive during this, i'm just a no-nonsense kind of person when it comes to my stories. These rules are not in place to make you guys feel restricted, this is just so that everyone can have a chance to be submitted into my story, and for my benefit as well. I love you all and I hope that you keep reading my stories!!! XOXO~Dimples.

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In that ghetto basement next to Eminem's house, there was a yoga class, run by Lord Voldemort, going on.

"So breathe in, and out. And now, for the TT Pose, everyone spread their legs shoulder width apart, bend your knees, put your hands on your knees, and TWERK!!!! Twerk, twerk, twerk, SAY IT WITH ME NOW!!!"

The whole class began to chant with Voldemort as they twerked. 

Dimples appears in the basement, and screams, "VOLDY WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT TWERKING IN THE BASEMENT DURING A YOGA CLASS? IF I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE I'VE TOLD YOU A MILLION TIMES YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TWERK GODDAMMIT!"

The whole class sits down on the floor, eating a magical plate of brownies that popped up, and Voldemort goes to sit in the corner of shame for a time-out.

"What time is it?" asks Dimples.

"SUMMER TIME!!!!" screams the whole cast.

"NO YOU IDIOTS MAIL TIME!!! THIS IS NOT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL!" 

"oh. YEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

"The first dare comes from Courtney Malfoy and King4today kind of ish combined, and and they dare Lucius to have reallllyyyy massive breasts for the rest of the game and to wear a bra over his clothes. Mkay, Lucius will have big boobies for this round only."

Dimples writes in her notebook, and Lucius's man boobs swell to the size of pumpkins, and he has a pink and purple my little pony bra on. He looks down and squeezes his newfound boobular area. 

"All right, while Lucius has fun with those...... Potter7718 dares Harry Snape and Voldy to wear tutus and dance to ballet. hehehe this will be fun :)"

Dimples scribbles in her notebook a little bit more, and Voldemort, Harry, and Snape find themselves at the front of the room, dressed as prima ballerinas, with pink tutues and leotards and high buns. Dimples puts on the nutcracker, and begins to count.

"Zee one, and zee two, and zee three, and zee four. Zat iz your beat. BEGIN!" (epic reference to the tchai chi classes at my school)

The three males begin pirouetting and grand jete-ing and all that other ballet crap. Ron is filming like a proud father....even though he's not.....and Hermione keeps saying things like, "They have such horrid posture! And Snape's leg is bent. Oh my god who taught these blundering idiots how to dance ballet?"

Dimples scribbles in her notebook again, and each of the three males is sitting on the floor, sipping from juiceboxes like little kids.

"Potterhead Directioner (directioner potterhead fistbump) dare Hermione to give Draco a lapdance. GET TO IT MISS GRANGER!"

Hermione walks over to where Draco was sitting, and turns around. She beings to grind him, and do all of that sexual stuff. Ron faints at the sight of his very conservative crush grinding the boy he hates, and Harry is giving her the evil eyes, what right does she have to take HIS Draco away!

Dimples, although enjoying the sight, pulls Hermione off Draco, who looks very pleased, because, you know, there is shit to accomplish and she can't just sit there all day watching the magnificent sight.

"Dark Luna dares some to....... READ MY NOTEBOOK ALOUD!? NOOOOOOO!!!" 

Fred jacks her notebook and begins to read at a random page.

"Shopping list...... Eggs, Milk, BORING!!!'

He skips to another page.

"Niall's wet tongue entered my-oh. Ohhhhhhh. Ugh."

Dimples stands there, looking kinda sheepish. Fred skips to another page.

"I love Liam. I really do. When I look into his eyes-"

"ALL RIGHT STORY TIME IS OVER BOYS AND GIRLS!" Dimples shrieks, snatching the notebook away from Fred. 

"All right, _Chrissy_Malfoy_ dares the cast to re-enact the mysterious ticking noise. BA BAM GIRL YOU GETTING WHAT YOU WANT!"

Snape gets up and starts wandering the room, as a ticking noise has started. 

"What is this mysterious ticking noise? Not here.... Hmmm... Not over here either.... Seems kin of.... Catchy."

He begins to sing in his dull teacher voice, "Snape, Snape, Severus Snape, Snape, Snape, Severus Snape."

Dumbledore stands up and inserts a "Dumbledore!" at convenient intervals, whilst flailing as he does so.

Ron stands up and in an amazingly high voice (I'm talking like just got hit in the balls high), starts singing, "Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley, Ron, Ron, Ron Weasely."

Hermione then stands up and in her no-nonsense voice starts singing, "Hermione, Hermione, Hermione."

Harry then stands up and starts singing, "Harry Potter, Harry Potter. Harry Potter, Harry Potter." Whilst doing a mix beween flailing and spasming.

Snape and Harry get into a heated battle of the names.

"Snape, Harry, Snape, Harry, Snape, Harry, Snape, Harry."

Which Dumblredore interrupts.

"DUMBLEDORE!!!" 

He isn't wearing anything but his hat, glasses, and underwear now. 

Hermione then creepily comes up behind Dumbledore and says, "Herrrrrrrrrrrrrrmione!"

The cast goes back to what they were originally doing, but Harry is saying, "I'm Harry Potter, Harry, Harry Potter."

They then take a collective breath and say, "Singing our song, all day long at HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGWAAAAAAAAAARTS!!!"

Ron then runs to the corner of the room and picks up and iPhone.

"I've found the source of the ticking noise, it's pipe bomb!!!!"

"Yay!!!" exclaim Hermione and Harry and Dumbledore and Snape look at each other.

The iPhone makes an explosion noise, and They all drop to the floor. Voldemort stands up, and taps his wand to the wall, whilst singing, "Voldemort, Voldemort, oohhh Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort!" and then sits down. 

The whole cast claps, and Draco gives Harry flowers. Lucius glares at his son.

"All right," says Dimples, "this next dare is also from _Chrissy_Malfoy_, and she dares the trio-that's Harry Rona and Hermione, not Draco Pansy and Blaise- to wacth the "Kiss You" music video. (The link will be at the bottom of this chapter) ALL RIGHT THEN!!"

Dimples scribbled in her notebook and a laptop popped out of nowhere. She turns it on and the trio begin watching the video. 

(I will now put their comments in point form, please note that the more knowledgable comments about one direction are by Miss Granger)

*SQUEEEEEE*

ZAYN!!!!!

NIALL AND LOUIS OOMF

Where the fuck did the curly-headed one com from? his butt?

HARREH!!!! OOMF

OH so they're not actually driving cars, its a set!!! I GET IT NOW!

LIAM!!!

And where did THIS one com from? Was he fucking teleported?

NO HANDS LOUIS YES!!! YOU GO LOUIS!!! NIALL BE HIS SLAVE!!! ALL BOW TO QUEEN LOUIS!

ZAYNS FALSETTO THO

O.o Did curly just tickle that guys nips?

WHY CAN HARREH TICKLE MY NIPS ILL PAY HIM TOO IF HE WANTS!

How are they in jail?

Obviously because that guy was driving with no hand!

But he had hands....

Not on the steering wheel....

Oh.

THEY LOOK SEXY IN THOSE UNIFORMS!

Why are they taking pictures in the middle of a video?

DON'T QUESTION IT THEY ARE ONE DIRECTION

mkay.....

these guys keep fuckin teleporting like merlin why just stop choose one place

I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME HOME HARREH

Did Hermione just really say that?

Yep.

OOMF HARRY LOOKS LIKE A SEXY RUSSIAN SKI INSTRUCTOR WHO AFTER YOU SKI LESSON WILL TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE AND FUCK YOUUUU

What?

Don't ask mate, it's simpler to just smile and nod.

I WANT YOU TO KISS MEH HARREH

Oh great now they're skiing

what's skiing?

It's when muggles put wooden slats on their feet and slide down a hill for recreational enjoyment.

weird.

not as weird as-

OMG LOUIS!!! WHAT IS AIR I JUST CANT

She can't what?

Don't ask, you probably dont wanna know.

NIALLS VOICE

CHINNY CHIN CHINS

What?

I dont think 'chinny' is a word.....

I WANNA BE YOURS TONIGHT NIALL

SURFBOARDS ONE DIRECTION OOMF

QUIT TELEPORTING

Ron shut up

AND NOW THEYRE SHIRTLESS OOMF SHIRTLESS NIALL LOUIS LIAM ZAYN AND HARREH MY OVARIES OOMF C IM PREGNANT I JUST CANT

Omfc?

Idk.....

DO THAT MACARENA LIAM

Is this going to go on for a long time?

WASH THAT DAMN CAR HARRY

but there's no car

I think she means the motion of his hand

oh.

dont cover his eyes now he cant see where's hes driving and he's gonna crash!

harry, they're on a set, remember?

oh yeah

SAILOR ONE DIRECTION IM DONE HERE

and now they're fish

why are they dancing like fish

DONT QUESTION IT RONALD OMG YOUR SO WEIRD

DO THAT WAVE OMG

can she please stop screaming?

I dont think she can

bloody hell.

HARRY WHAT R U DOING

I dont think it's safe to do that on a motorcycle mate...

DONT LEAVE LIAM BEHIND

and this is why you dont go on motorcycles

TOUCH THEM NIPS HARRY CAN I TOUCH THEM FOR YOU

did he just.....?

Yeah he did ron. Yeah he did.

ZARRY

did he just kiss him?

on the cheek, yeah.

wtf is a zarry?

idk... ask hermione.

Hermione was on the ground, panting and crying.

"I'd rather not Harry."

"I see your point mate."

"All right," says Dimples, completely ignoring the fact that Hermione is now unable to do anything because of her feels, "the next dare is from That1Fanguy, and he dares Umbridge to tap dance with Sirius in a dog form. Go Black!"

Sirius turns into a dog, and with a slight doggy grimace, starts to tapdance with Umbridge. At the end of their little spectacle, which ended with Umbridge kissing Sirius, she states, "I enjoy the company of dogs more than humans, and I love this dog." Sirius quickly morphs back into a human and runs to the other side of the room. Umbridge is sent to the corner of shame by Dimples, for scaring the beejeebies out of Sirius.

"Jasmine-Warlord dares Sirius Black to push Snape into a ridiculously deep cauldron. Muahaha!!"

Dimples scribbles in her notebook and a giant caulrdon filled with pink fizz appeared in the room.

"What is that?" asks Snape.

"It's a cauldron, duh."

"But, there is pink stuff inside it."

"The darer didn't say it had to be empty." 

Sirius then shoves Snape into the cauldron. When Snape manages to get out after three failed attempts, he realizes that he has been transformed into a panda. A small one at that. Everyone awwws at his cuteness. Snape-panda shakes his fist at Dimples.

"Don't worry little Snape, the effects should wear off in a few minutes."

Panda-Snape sighs and sits down.

"The last dare is from The real slim shady 69, and she dares jesus to pitch slap voldemort so hard that he is unable to dance to hips don't lie by shakira. Okay. Here we go. JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS!!!!"

A mexican guy walks down the stairs.

"oh, hello Jesus."

"Actually m'am, it's pronounced 'Hesus'."

"Shut up, no one cares. I need you to pitch slap Voldemort. Reallllllyyyy hard."

"Yes Mizz Dimplez."

Jesus walks up to Voldemort, and whilst signing a high C, he slap Voldemort to the ground. He then goes upstairs, back to the room that he is renting in Dimples' house. 

Voldemort gets up and tries to dance Hips Don't Lie, but he falls down again.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"HAAHAHAH!!!! Oh, and before I forget, Dobby?"

"Yes, Miss Dimples?"

"Can you fetch Mundungus, Fleur, and Albus Severus Potter?"

"Yes m'am, right away m'am!" Dobby says with a smile, and he disaaparates with a crack.

"Wait a minute," says Snape, "Did you just say Albus SEVERUS Potter?"

"Um, yeah, why?"

"POTTER! HOW DARE YOU NAME ONE OF YOUR KIN THE SAME AS ME!"

"He has my mum's eyes," says Harry quickly.

"Oh, well then, you may proceed," replies Snape.

"HARRY!" bellows James.

"Shit."

"HOW DARE YOU NAME MY DESCENDANT AFTER MY MORTAL ENEMY!"

"But Dad, Snape saved-"

"HE COULD HAVE SAVED THE WHOLE WORLD I DON'T CARE WHY DID YOU NAME MY GRANDCHILD AFTER THAT GREASEBALL!"

"I AM NOT A GREASEBALL!" yells Snape.

"YES YOU ARE!" screams the rest of the cast back at him.

"You know Harry," says Lily, gently, "That was kind of dumb of you......"

"MUM!"

"just telling you the truth darling."

"Well, if it makes you feel any better Mum and Dad, I names my other two children Lily Luna and James Sirius Potter. I named them after people who had helped me or inspired me and of who I though were great."

"Just so you know," interjects Ginny, "I had no say in naming them. It's not like I carried each of them for nine months and gave BIRTH to them or anything."

Dobby appears with the three that were requested.

"So yeah," says Dimples, "This is sufficiently awkward, so I'm just gonna run upstairs and see if Jesus paid his rent, and you guys can sort out your problems....."

She runs up the stairs and slams the door shut.

"Dad?" says Albus Severus.

"Yes?"

"Did you tell Grandad who I was named after?"

"Um yes why?"

"He's pointing his wand at me threateningly."

"DAD GO IN THE CORNER OF SHAME HOW DARE YOU THREATEN A CHILD ESPECIALLY YOUR OWN KIN!" screams Harry.

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