HARRY POTTER TRUTH OR DARE

All the major Harry Potter characters are locked in a basement for a truth or dare game....... YOU DECIDE WHO GETS DARES AND WHO GETS TRUTHS explanation inside!!!!
Please keep rated Teen
thanks :D
*author has gotten bored with the story and refuses to write anymore. if you complain/comment incessantly for me to continue it i will block/report you*

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1. The beginning

Once upon a ghetto basement, all the characters of Harry Potter, well, all the major ones anyway, were crowded together, huddled in fear. Yes, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Blaise, Pansy, Draco, Lucius, Bellatrix, Lupin, James, Lily, Snape, McGonagall, Dumbledore,Sirius, Umbridge (shudder), Neville, Luna, Ginny, Fred, George, Molly, *deep breath* Arthur, Percy, Bill, Charlie, Narcissa, Tonks, Moody, Cho Chang, Voldemort, Dobby Hagrid and Lavendar were all huddled together. (It was a big basement, K? Oh, and if I missed anyone you would like to see in here, just tell me and I'll write them in) As they were trying to make themselves as small as possible, they heard the door open. They heard someone walk down the stairs. Some of them began to sob. They could make out a shape in the shadows. They watched, eyes wide and pupils dialated in fear, as the figure stepped into the lige. They sighed. It was a girl. She looked about fifteen, was about 5 foot 3", had long wavy brown hair, big brown eyes with long eyelashes, long legs, a medium build, and naturally lightly tanned skin. She had a highlighter pink t-shirt, denim short-shorts, lime green Toms, and a purple fedora on. She was holding a purple notebook and a purple fluffy pen.

"Hi!" she said. "My name is Harry'sDimples!! But you can call me Dimples for short!!!"

Harry raised his hand.

"Yes Mr. Potter?"

"HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!" screamed Snape from across the room.

"YOU SHUT YOUR FACE OR I WILL PUT YOU IN AN OUTFIT MORE RIDICULOUS THAN ONE OWNED BY NEVILLE'S GRANDMOTHER!!!!" screamed Dimples back.

"I'D LIKE TO WATCH YOU TRY!!!"

Dimples scribbles something in her notebook, and snaps it shut with a smug smile, not unlike one Umbridge would have on her face.

Everyone begins to laugh and Snape looks down. He was a wearing a pink leotard,  with a lime green poofy ballerina skirt, neon yellow tights with pandas on them, a ruffly blue cardigan, and to top it all off, a pink, sparkly, fluffy princess tiara. Oh, and Barbie-pink high heels.

"GET ME OUT OF THIS!!!!"

"Only if you sing a song!"

"WHAT!?"

"DO IT OR I WILL EAT JESUS!"

"WTF?"

"DO IT."

"What do I sing?"

"Barbie girl."

"WHAT?"

Dimples glares at Snape. Snape begins to sing.

"I'm a barbie girl. In a barbie world. Made of plastic. It's fantastic. You can brush my hair. Undress me anywhere-"

"OKAY STOP!!!" Dimples screams. "NO ONE NEEDS TO IMAGINE THAT!"

She scribbles in her notebook again as the rest of the cast begins to feel queasy at the thought of someone undressing Snape. When they look back and see that Snape is back in his long dark robes, they begin to praise the lord and his miracles. Dimples turns back to Harry.

"Your question Harry?"

"Oh yeah. Um.. Your name.... I don't have dimples....."

"Oh Harry, you're so self-centered-"

"THAT"S WHAT I SAID!" screamed Snape from across the room.

"OMG SNAPE NO ONE CARES SHUT UP!" screamed the rest of the cast back at him.

Dimples continues, "You see Harry, my name is based on a very famous Muggle singer-"

"OHMYGOD YOU MEAN HAROLD EDWARD STYLES OF HOLMES CHAPEL SON OF ANNA COX AND BROTHER OF GEMMA STYLES AND IS PART OF THE BAND ONE DIRECTION WHICH IS MADE UP OF THE FIVE SEXIEST GUYS ON THIS EARTH AND THEY ARE ADORABLY AND MY OVARIES HAVE DIED MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE OF THEM AND ERMAHGERD THE FANGIRL FEELS!!!!!" interjects Hermione.

Hermione and Dimples have a fangirl session, and when the rest of the cast looks at them strangely, Hermione produces a few picture of Harry and all the girls fall in love with Harry and begin to fangirl with them, including McGonagoll. The rest of the cast is quite perturbed at the sight of McGonagoll fangirling. Once they are finished, Dimples continues talking.

"Anyways, the reason I brought you all here is because I had an idea. We are all going to play truth or dare!!! Well, you guys don't get to choose, the readers do!!!! Okay, so here's how it works. In the comments, the readers will put questions and/or dares for you guys to do, and they must keep it rated teen. Then, me and my future helpers will dish out the dares and questions we have chosen. They can choose any character they want, and you guys are gonna do them!!! Or do you want to end like like poor Snape over there?"

Snape was sitting in the corner, in a fetal position, rocking back and forth, while softly singing Soft Kitty.The whole cast looks at Snape, horrified.

"Exactly, so I suggest you do what you're told!!!"

Everyone stares up at Dimples, not believing their ears. Draco stands up.

"So you kidnapped all of us, stuck us in this ghetto basement, scared the crap out of us, all to play a fucked up game of truth or dare? WAIT TILL MY FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!"

The whole cast except for Pansy, Lucius, and Narcissa shouts at Draco, "SHUT UP DRACO!!! NO ONE GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR FATHER!!! GET OUT!! SIT IN THE CORNER!!!"

Dimples looks at the cast, and suddenly, dramatic lighting comes on, "So I suggest that you guys listen to me, or you will end up even worse than Snape. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" *cue dramatic lightning and thunder*

Then, just as quickly as it happened, everything went back to normal, and Dimples said, "See you when we get comments!!!"

And skipped up the stairs. Ron looks around and says, "Wait, what just happened?"

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