The big joke book

JOKES JOKES JOKES

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1. Medical madness!

Doctor,doctor I feel like curtains!

Pull yourself together!

 

Doctor,doctor I think I'm a sheep!

How long have you had these thoughts?

Since I was a lamb!

 

Nurse,nurse I need to see a doctor!

which doctor?

No just an ordinary one.

 

Patient- Do you notice any change in me?

Doctor-No why?

Patient- I just swallowed a penny. 

 

Doctor,why have you called me in?

stick out your tongue please.

Why, are you going to examine it?

No,but I've never had the the guts to be rude to the doctor next door. 

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