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8. Things That Annoy Me

As a nerd, I am obliged to wear glasses in public. This can have positive and negative effects. Some of the negatives are:

- When someone takes my glasses, grabs them by the lenses, leaving them all fingerprinty, and then says "Oh my God, you're SO blind!" And I think, "Yeah, that's kinda why I wear them!"

- When people don't know you wear glasses and ask "Oh do you wear glasses?" And I say, "No I went to see a film in 3D last week, I must have forgotten to take them off!"


And then, of course there is people calling me speccy and all. But I don't care, because, as Alan Carr would say, "I'm a spexy beast" and I don't care what people say to me because they don't have the authority. I have two more eyes than they do!

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