Kiss my Butt

Jerks 4 YOLO "y you no favorite?"

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11. Jokes by Kav927

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarter back was a refund.

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so poor when she went to McDonald's she had to put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videotape on how to fix your VCR.

Yo mama so fat she has her own area code.

Yo mama so fat the great wall of china is a belt for her.

Yo mama so fat even Dora cant explore her.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in abc order.

Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

 

And now one by Mstar:

Yo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 cents.

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