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Jerks 4 YOLO "y you no favorite?"

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14. Even More Yo Mama Jokes!

Yo' Mama is so poor, she waves a pop-sicle in front of her face for air conditioning!

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, she's always talking about the time she almost ate at a restaurant.

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, I walked in her front door and fell down the back steps.

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, I saw her walking around with one shoe, and when I asked if she lost a shoe, she said,

 "No, I found one."

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

 

Yo' Mama's so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she could build homes for all the homeless.

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, all you got for Christmas was a video of other kids playing with toys.

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, she joined the Army to get a haircut.

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, she can't afford window shopping.

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, when I put out my cigarette in her kitchen, she yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, she washes paper plates.

 

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

 

 

 

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