Kiss my Butt

Jerks 4 YOLO "y you no favorite?"

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10. 9 quotes, 1 fact

1) When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it.

 

2) I was standing in the park and wondering why frisbees got bigger  as they got closer. Then it hit me.

 

3) Can you get cornered in a round room?

 

4) Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

 

5) Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.

 

6) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

 

7) Why do drive on the parkway and park in a driveway?

 

8) We really never grow up, we only learn to act in public.

 

9) For as long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.

 

10) Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of  the pool and throw them fish?

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