Some things that annoy me.

This could be a rant, an observation, or whatever you want to call it. Either way, it is some little things that annoy me, and happen every day.
I may just be unlucky!
But you can probably empathize.
By your Opinion Minion
Otherwise known as...Chloee


3. Birds that projectile poo

Some people say that being shat on by a bird is lucky. Some say it is random. I think it is just plain annoying. You must have seen those birds before that swoop down low, gaze around for their target, do a pre-target poo, hover above a piece of bread lying lone and trampled on the ground and do another poo, then prepare themselves for their mission. Here comes the devious part... The bird calls over its other mates and hovers in a formation, dives forwards and all 10 - odd birds poo directly above the target (either an unfortunate solitary human, or a large group of slightly less unfortunate humans). The target shrieks and ducks - a bad mistake. This just makes the poo hit harder and feel like a bullet when it lands.

Trust me - I've done it. This is something that I call projectile pooing - a name I'm rather proud of! Name a body part or item of clothing, and I will have been shat on by a seagull there. Tie, jumper, hair, shoulder - even the most obscure places/items!

I believe there is one seagull that truly has a vengeance against me! Why oh why??

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