1D Prank Wars

Ok guys this is going to only be a short type of story, but it still ought to be funny ok! I really enjoy reading all the romance and drama fanfiction out there, but I don’t think there are enough playful and funny stories about the boys either. Let’s be honest here, that is why we fell in love with them in the first place! (Other than the fact that they are GORGEOUS!) Anyway, I hope at least one of you all likes it!!! (Some language…mostly Niall and Louis=D)

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4. Chapter 4 (Creepy Crawlers!)

 

Chapter 4 (Creepy Crawlers!)

I lay on the floor for what felt like hours. It hurt so much to be tickled by them all one by one.

“Miiiiiiaaaaa! I’m hungry” Niall whined

“ugh.” Was all I managed to say in response.

“Enough with your pity party Mia. Now fix us some food! I have to admit you got us pretty good…for an American. Now it’s our turn…” Louis said with an evil smile. “Oh and if you even think about putting another laxative in our food then you aren’t as smart as I thought you were…better yet, why don’t we watch her cook?”

*LOUIS POV*

“Whatever I don’t think you guys are clever enough to top my prank to be honest…” Mia said shrugging her shoulders dismissively.

I stared back at her disbelief clear on my face, “You lowly peasant, recognize who you are talking to, I am the ‘Prank Masta from Doncasta’!”

“I thought it was the ‘Sass Masta from Doncasta’ Lou?” Mia asked sarcastically


“It’s the same thing”

“Whatever you say Louis…”

            It really pissed me off that Mia came up with that brilliant prank. I honestly thought that I had this war in the bag. I should have known she did something to those damn brownies; they tasted better than her usual ones. Just thinking about them made my stomach churn…

*FLASHBACK*

“LOUIS DRIVE THE CAR OR I SWEAR I’LL SHIT RIGHT ON YOUR SEAT!” Niall groaned. He was in the most pain considering that he ate two of the tainted brownies, I could only imagine how he was feeling.

I ended up having to stop for traffic, which was just our luck! Good news was that it seemed to be picking up, but not fast enough for Niall.

            I watched him look desperately at the port-a-potty on the construction site across the street…he suddenly jumped out the car screaming to pick him up in 30 minutes; it was a sight to see him waddle/run to the restroom.

The rest of us made it to Harry’s flat in five minutes. He had three bathrooms in his flat and by the time I made it up the stairs all three were occupied.

“WELL WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!”

“WE DON’T KNOW!” they all said back in unison.

My desperation consumed me at this point. I needed to find a way to relieve myself or this wasn’t going to end well for Harry’s carpets…

            My brain suddenly hatched a plan: I’ll use a plastic bowl and through it out (bowl included) afterwards…may not have been the best plan, but it’s the only one I had. I positioned myself and the bowl on the kitchen floor and immediately began to do my business, until Liam walked in…Really?! He walks out the bathroom the second I decide to shit in a bowl!

Liam’s immediate and natural reaction was for him to apologize immensely for intruding…before turning to leave, recognition crossed his features as he realized what I was doing and his face soon turned to a mix of horror and confusion.

“LOU WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!’’

“LOOK AWAY LIAM! LOOK AWAY!”

“WHY DIDN’T YOU USE THE BATHROOM, I JUST FINISHED!?”

“BECAUSE YOU WERE TAKING FOREVER IN THERE! WHAT THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?! BLOODY WELL GO IN MY KNICKERS?!”

“Mate, whose bowl are you using?”

“Does it really matter?! I’m throwing it away when I am done! I highly doubt Harry will miss this bowl. Now are you quite finished?”

“Well it wasn’t Harry’s bowl to begin with, it was mine… Whatever mate, just get cleaned up.” And with that he walked away. 

I slowly remembered something I desperately needed and called after Liam.
“WAIT! LIAM COME BACK AND BRING SOME TISSUE!”

*END OF FLASHBACK*

I was jolted back to reality when I heard Mia scream at the top of her lungs.

“OH MY GOSH! KILL IT KILL IT! SOMEONE PLEASE KILL THAT ROACH!”

            I watched to my own amusement as she climbed on top of the counter; she made an attempt to kill the bug herself by chucking one of her shoes at it. She missed her intended target by a couple feet. She tried again and had better luck by spraying cleaning solution on it. We told her that it was dead after a few sprays, but she said that she wanted to make sure it stayed dead. Once she was convinced she quickly wrapped up the remains of the pest and threw it away while almost falling in the puddle of cleaning solution currently on her floor.

So she was afraid of roaches huh? I knew exactly what our next prank was going to be…I had to phone in a favor to a friend who was a wiz with robotics just for this prank. What Mia did with the laxatives was dirty and unexpected. She wasn’t lying when she said she plays to win…well you know what, neither was I.

Game on…

*AUTHORS NOTE*
            Little bit of foreshadowing going on in the last bit of the chapter with the bugs and robotics…I really hope that those of you who took the time to read this are enjoying the story! Oh and in case anyone was wondering I was watching ‘Bridesmaids’ when I wrote the bowl scene! J REMEMBER!! Louis is the Masta and we are but his loyal and humble peasants!!! Anyway got about three chapters left I think we’ll see!!!

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