Kierstinnn and IceCreamGirl's Book of Randomness!

Some random things.
Rants, discussions, things we love, things we hate, foods, anything really!

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4. Jokes

To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present...

They are due back at the library today.

 

(to be read aloud)

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

 

Just had a near death experience. I was metres away when this dude got hit by a train.

 

I see these signs on the back of trucks which say, IF YOU CANNOT SEE MY MIRRORS. I CANNOT SEE YOU. Whenever I see those signs I immediately run up behind the truck and if I can't see his mirrors, I start unloading/stealing his stuff.

 

Which vegetable has rhythm?

Beets.

 

(Say aloud)

I've always wanted to be a doctor but, I've never had the patience.

 

I'm selling my roof for free.. I guess you can say it's on the house!

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