Seriously.. Why?!

This is a book about things I do not understand, things in this world that I find dumb and I think..

Seriously.. Why?!

If you're in for a laugh or want to know if you and someone else have the same annoyances, then read below!

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6. Hypocrites

The meaning of a hypocrite: 

 

The most simplest definition would be someone who talks one way and acts another. 

 

Examples:

 

1) "OMG JUSTIN BEIBER IS SUCH A FAG I HATE HIM! I HATE ALL HIS MUSIC" 

-The Day After Beauty And A Beat Comes Out-

"OMG I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER HE'S SOO HOT! DID YOU HEAR HIS SINGLE BEAUTY AND A BEAT?? I LIKE, KNOW ALL THE WORDS!"

2) "Stealing is bad."

-At The Store-

"I really like these glasses... but I can't afford them" -Steals-

3)  -Someone hasn't done their homework and are doing last minute before school starts-

"OMG! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT'S SO BAD! YOU DIDN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK.. BAD LUCK! DON'T TRY AND RUSH IT NOW!"

-When they don't have their homework done-

~Quietly rushing it in a corner~

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And I left the worst offender 'till last. 

Swifties (Taylor Swift Fans)

-Before Haylor- 

"OMG I HATE 1D AND HARRY STYLES! HARRY IS SO UGLY HIS HAIR IS LIKE EWW!"

-During Haylor-

"OMG I LOVE HARRY STYLES! HE'S SO HOT, HIM AND TAYTAY ARE MEANT TO BE! #HAYLORFOREVER!!"

-After Haylor-

"I HATE HARRY STYLES I KNEW HE WAS BAD FOR TAYLOR!

HARRY-STYLES-IS-A-PLAYER!!"

 

5th Rant on "Hypocrites" 

I hope you all like it! Leave your thoughts below v v v 

Thanks,

~Maria xx

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