Seriously.. Why?!

This is a book about things I do not understand, things in this world that I find dumb and I think..

Seriously.. Why?!

If you're in for a laugh or want to know if you and someone else have the same annoyances, then read below!

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2. Directioners

I don't understand us Directioners... 

 

-We are jealous of a 1 year old baby

-We are obsessed with everyone related to One Direction: Their make-up artist, their body-guard, their drummer, the drummers brother, their guitarists, their girlfriends, their friends and anyone we can find that has something to do with them.  

-We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. 

-WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE. 

-Cats (Pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?! 

-We kiss posters because we believe its the boys.

-We have name for fake fans.

-We're the only fandom afraid to go to sleep because we don't want to miss out on anything. 

-We cannot differentiate between haters and true fans when "They're gay." is said. 

 

 

Ok well thats my Directioners rant! I am a Directioner myself, it's not a negative. I just think we can all relate to these things and have a laugh. 

~Maria xx

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