Jokes:)

Hey guys:)
Soooo....When you just finish reading a sad movella you're all glummed up right?
When your mom just made you clean your room you're mad right?
When you just came from school annoyed you're moody right?
Well if these things happen to you just come to this Humorous joke movella. It'll sure to make you laugh:)

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6. Yo mama jokes

*Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.

Your mother is so fat, she sells her toenails as body armor.

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo momma is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or Grape?"

Yo momma is so stupid that when I told her that her birthday was around the corner she went to go look for it

Yo momma is so ugly that when I took her to the haunted house and she came out with a job application.

Yo momma so ugly she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breast feed it

Yo momma so ugly I can't even make a joke out of it

Yo momma so ugly she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror

Yo momma so ugly she has to creep up on her makeup

Yo momma so ugly the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it

 

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