Jokes:)

Hey guys:)
Soooo....When you just finish reading a sad movella you're all glummed up right?
When your mom just made you clean your room you're mad right?
When you just came from school annoyed you're moody right?
Well if these things happen to you just come to this Humorous joke movella. It'll sure to make you laugh:)

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3. yo mama jokes

*Yo mama so fat, when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

*Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put her m&m's in alphabetical order.

*Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

*Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

*Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"

*Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

*Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

*Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

*Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

*Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!" 

*Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

*Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"

*Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

*Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

*Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

*Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.

*Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.

*Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.

*Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

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